It's Your Round Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Seat68 said: It was a ballache initially for us as milkmen it seems can't use technology but we got there in the end. If they’ve been cryogenically suspended since the 80’s, they probably wouldn’t understand card payments or the World Wide Web. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Lad at the bottom of our close has a new hairdryer/motorbike and wants everyone to know by trying to break the land speed record in 60m of road every time he leaves or returns home. utter penis... if only I could remember where I put those tacks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Forced into buying a new fridge freezer, I paid to have the old one recycled. Delivery guy says they can't take it due to Corona-aids. I check the website, updated yesterday - they are still collecting the recyclable units. Send an email - it bounces back. Phone the store - so far I've been waiting 1 hour 37 minutes. words removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 26, 2020 Moderator Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: Forced into buying a new fridge freezer, I paid to have the old one recycled. Delivery guy says they can't take it due to Corona-aids. I check the website, updated yesterday - they are still collecting the recyclable units. Send an email - it bounces back. Phone the store - so far I've been waiting 1 hour 37 minutes. words removed. Can't you just dump it with all the other flying tipping at the back of your house 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 30 minutes ago, bickster said: Can't you just dump it with all the other flying tipping at the back of your house Veh phunnay! Finally got through...looks like the delivery blokes were **** lying. They're sending someone to get it tomorrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: Forced into buying a new fridge freezer, I paid to have the old one recycled. Delivery guy says they can't take it due to Corona-aids. I check the website, updated yesterday - they are still collecting the recyclable units. Send an email - it bounces back. Phone the store - so far I've been waiting 1 hour 37 minutes. words removed. Ring up a tat man ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, Brumerican said: Ring up a tat man ? They don't speak English around these parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, rjw63 said: They don't speak English around these parts If I left a fridge by my front gate the motor would be gone in 10 minutes and the rest in 15. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 2 hours ago, theboyangel said: Lad at the bottom of our close has a new hairdryer/motorbike and wants everyone to know by trying to break the land speed record in 60m of road every time he leaves or returns home. utter penis... if only I could remember where I put those tacks! I used to have one of those across from me. I went out one night and tied a length of cheese wire from lamppost to lamppost, around head height for the little scrote. Next time he came flying up the road... Well none of that happened, but I spent way more time than I should have, thinking about it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 10 hours ago, Seat68 said: I am sure it's nowhere near as bad as @Xela s problems but if I have anything more than a couple of slices of bread, too much beer, and more than a couple of slices of pizza I have really painful stomach cramps and to be blunt I am shitting through the eye of a needle. That said with all of this going on I have not only been ignoring any form of a diet for weight loss, I am eating all of the things that I know will hurt me. I am learning nothing. My lunch today consisted of a scotch egg, a sausage roll and a slice of bacon an cheese quiche. I may survive covid-19 but i'll end up with diabetes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted March 26, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2020 9 hours ago, tonyh29 said: Probably the right thread but every time people write this , I think they live near Croydon We live in the proper Sutton mate, the one recognised by Henry VIII himself Not some slummy London outpost 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 10 hours ago, leighavfc said: Ahhh found his name out of the website!!! Right then Malcolm!!! To be fair, Malcolm is a good name for a milkman. Its a solid name fit for the job... like Dennis, or Keith, or Gordon. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 I've never trusted a Keith. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 26, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted March 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Davkaus said: I've never trusted a Keith. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 26, 2020 Moderator Share Posted March 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Xela said: We live in the proper Sutton mate, the one recognised by Henry VIII himself Not some slummy London outpost You are talking about Upper Kingstanding here? Noice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 I decided to celebrate getting through the week by ordering a curry, and opening a nice bottle of wine. Took a sip, remembered I have completely lost my sense of taste and smell. I may as well have toast and water for dinner. £30 well spent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leighavfc Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Being in lockdown on my birthday In all seriousness it's for the good of us all... just typical my birthday wasnt last Friday when the pubs were last open! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, leighavfc said: Being in lockdown on my birthday In all seriousness it's for the good of us all... just typical my birthday wasnt last Friday when the pubs were last open! Mine is in June. I'm not expected it to be much better. I was meant to be taking the other half away for hers in May, it's a milestone one, I was about to book 2 weeks to Mexico but had a hunch it was a bad idea. I think we'll pushing it back and celebrating ours birthdays in 6 months. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, leighavfc said: Being in lockdown on my birthday In all seriousness it's for the good of us all... just typical my birthday wasnt last Friday when the pubs were last open! You could possibly be full of virus now if you went out last Friday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leighavfc Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Mine is in June. I'm not expected it to be much better. I was meant to be taking the other half away for hers in May, it's a milestone one, I was about to book 2 weeks to Mexico but had a hunch it was a bad idea. I think we'll pushing it back and celebrating ours birthdays in 6 months. Well it's been a double whammy for me, me and my partner were supposed to be celebrating 10 years together at the start of the month. Luckily she had started a new job and couldn't get those dates off so we had agreed to do something later on this year, again luckily hadn't booked anything. I was supposed to going to Ibiza in a few weeks to see some friends as a birthday present, again luckily hadn't booked the flights as the virus started appearing in the UK. Ahh well it is what it is and il have to wait which of course is the most important thing in all this. Just a bit s**t as I havent had much time off in the last 6 months so was really looking forward to a weekend or 2 away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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