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14 hours ago, bickster said:

Just wait until you get older, even the coffee will get to you

Coffee makes me s*it

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I drink my coffee like I like my men, extremely strong and black HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I won't mention penis size though, because I know that is very racist (God bless VT and it's educational value). 

Only messing. 

Yes @Genie coffee makes me poop, and if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. 

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5 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

I drink my coffee like I like my men, extremely strong and black HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I won't mention penis size though, because I know that is very racist (God bless VT and it's educational value). 

Only messing. 

Yes @Genie coffee makes me poop, and if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. 

You reminded me of a great post I saw online once.

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8 minutes ago, Genie said:

You reminded me of a great post I saw online once.

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Weird, I'm the same! 

 

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37 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. 

Why, in the name of all that's holy, would you mix coffee and orange juice??? 

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2 hours ago, lapal_fan said:

Yes @Genie coffee makes me poop, and if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. 

 

1 hour ago, mjmooney said:

Why, in the name of all that's holy, would you mix coffee and orange juice??? 

52 minutes ago, LAPAL_FAN said:

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15 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Why, in the name of all that's holy, would you mix coffee and orange juice??? 

I don't think he meant in the same cup. In his stomach I expect.

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Just as well it doesn't affect me that way, then, as I start each day with a glass of orange juice and two mugs of strong coffee. 

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16 hours ago, Xela said:

Back at work tomorrow after a coupe of weeks off. I'm dreading it.

I know it won't be as bad as I expect but its just demoralising to be back there. 

All the lads in the office will have missed you, even in a ghey way.

Also, they get to carry on taking the piss out of you !

#bantzzz

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I've had 10 days off, last day off tomorrow. I'm looking forward to going back to see a few colleagues but within 5 minutes I'll hate the world again and want to nuclear decimate everything in my way. Still, get to wear my new coca cola xmas jumper from argos which will gratifyingly annoy a few at work. 

Other than xmas gift shopping I've completely wasted my time off tbh, playing videogames, porn, youtube etc...  

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4 hours ago, mottaloo said:

All the lads in the office will have missed you, even in a ghey way.

Also, they get to carry on taking the piss out of you !

#bantzzz

Day wasn't too bad... it was good to see some of the words removed there as well. 

How are you pal? Still turning up for dates dressed like a hobo?

#ArchbishopOfBanterbury

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8 hours ago, lapal_fan said:

I drink my coffee like I like my men, extremely strong and black HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I won't mention penis size though, because I know that is very racist (God bless VT and it's educational value). 

Only messing. 

Yes @Genie coffee makes me poop, and if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. 

If you like black men as a sexual preference, then that’s being attracted to someone because of their skin colour, and is also racist. Please subject yourself to thirty days of woke education by reading: The Guardian opinion section, Buzzfeed, and Vice. 

 

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3 hours ago, Xela said:

Day wasn't too bad... it was good to see some of the words removed there as well. 

How are you pal? Still turning up for dates dressed like a hobo?

#ArchbishopOfBanterbury

If u mean did I go on a date wearing my jogging bottoms, then yes. Yes i did !

She said i was scum !

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On 22/11/2019 at 22:06, A'Villan said:

My birth mark. Just had to be on my willy, didn't it?

I can relate to this as I thought I had similar but unnoticed. 

I now realise it's a bruise from it thudding into the bottom of the urinal each day.

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The sad demise of dairy milk. Regardless of the cheapened recipe, the shape is all wrong. Just had a ‘big’ bar, they used to be so thick you’d have to snap them with the heel of your hand, and it would never break along the grooves. I’d melt a cube in my mouth for a good 5 minutes.

If you’re going to make them smaller and charge the same, you cheap words removed, just cut a line off or reduce the area of the square. The thin base sucks and if i wanted rounded edges that don’t awkwardly poke the roof of my mouth i’d eat a bullshit galaxy.

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Our Trezegeut fan club comes with it’s downsides.  This pic has over 3k angry faces on Facebook within 15 minutes, doesn’t reflect well on us!

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When you drag your fat arse off the sofa to play football and do some form of exercise to end up in A&E the next day (where I’m sat right now) with potential broken foot.

FFS.

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