KenjiOgiwara Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 I just hate how my body can't handle beer. Feels like I need a piss for every pint. Coffee no problem. Two beers and I spending half the night taking a piss. Worst bit is if I grab some beers at the pub after being at the gym. The water drunk pre, during and post workout, the coffee and shakes. Then add a few beers. I could fill an olympic pool by myself over an evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 1, 2019 Moderator Share Posted December 1, 2019 3 hours ago, KenjiOgiwara said: I just hate how my body can't handle beer. Feels like I need a piss for every pint. Coffee no problem. Two beers and I spending half the night taking a piss. Worst bit is if I grab some beers at the pub after being at the gym. The water drunk pre, during and post workout, the coffee and shakes. Then add a few beers. I could fill an olympic pool by myself over an evening. Just wait until you get older, even the coffee will get to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Just now, bickster said: Just wait until you get older, even the coffee will get to you Heh. It's absolutely nuts though. I had 4 beers at the pub yesterday 3 x 0,33 l and 1 0,5 l. It was post workout, but still I had to take a leak 5 times in 3 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 There will come a time when you can’t sleep through the night because your bladder has other plans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 1, 2019 Moderator Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 minute ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Heh. It's absolutely nuts though. I had 4 beers at the pub yesterday 3 x 0,33 l and 1 0,5 l. It was post workout, but still I had to take a leak 5 times in 3 hours. Thats 3 pints, usually about my limit before I need a piss on a good day... but once you crack the seal, thts it, constant visits to the bathroom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Back at work tomorrow after a coupe of weeks off. I'm dreading it. I know it won't be as bad as I expect but its just demoralising to be back there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 1, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2019 58 minutes ago, Xela said: Back at work tomorrow after a coupe of weeks off. I'm dreading it. I know it won't be as bad as I expect but its just demoralising to be back there. I remember that feeling so well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Xela said: Back at work tomorrow after a coupe of weeks off. I'm dreading it. I know it won't be as bad as I expect but its just demoralising to be back there. I don’t mind the backlog of work, but the bastards who basically left tasks they could and should have done until you got back. Drives me mad. Edited December 1, 2019 by Genie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Well I’ve bought myself a fancy pair of new trainer style site boots so I can’t wait to strut in there in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 11 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Well I’ve bought myself a fancy pair of new trainer style site boots so I can’t wait to strut in there in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 14 hours ago, bickster said: Just wait until you get older, even the coffee will get to you Coffee makes me s*it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 I drink my coffee like I like my men, extremely strong and black HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I won't mention penis size though, because I know that is very racist (God bless VT and it's educational value). Only messing. Yes @Genie coffee makes me poop, and if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I drink my coffee like I like my men, extremely strong and black HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I won't mention penis size though, because I know that is very racist (God bless VT and it's educational value). Only messing. Yes @Genie coffee makes me poop, and if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. You reminded me of a great post I saw online once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, Genie said: You reminded me of a great post I saw online once. Weird, I'm the same! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 2, 2019 37 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. Why, in the name of all that's holy, would you mix coffee and orange juice??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Yes @Genie coffee makes me poop, and if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Why, in the name of all that's holy, would you mix coffee and orange juice??? 52 minutes ago, LAPAL_FAN said: Edited December 2, 2019 by Ingram85 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 15 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Why, in the name of all that's holy, would you mix coffee and orange juice??? I don't think he meant in the same cup. In his stomach I expect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Yea, I mean, if I have a coffee... then some juice after or before.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 2, 2019 Just as well it doesn't affect me that way, then, as I start each day with a glass of orange juice and two mugs of strong coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 16 hours ago, Xela said: Back at work tomorrow after a coupe of weeks off. I'm dreading it. I know it won't be as bad as I expect but its just demoralising to be back there. All the lads in the office will have missed you, even in a ghey way. Also, they get to carry on taking the piss out of you ! #bantzzz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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