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The missus sister and brother are staying with us for the weekend

I've done my duty and been shopping... I'm now in the man cave, playing tunes and ignoring the scene that will unfold involving the alcohol I bought

I will sit down for tea and be polite, I will return to the man cave

This will be my pattern of activity the whole weekend

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Morrisons self service tills. 

"Surprising item in the bagging area". 

What's so feckin surprising about my shopping? Are you judging me?

Oh god, here comes the teenage shop assistant who smells strongly of cheap aftershave, what is he going think about my choice of groceries? Is he going to judge me as well. I'm sure he looked at me with a funny expression. I need to get out of here.

Help! No, I don't have a Morrisons More card. Gaaaaahhhh. Take my money, all of it. Here have a tenner, ah crap it's all crumpled. What do I do? It won't go in. Ah no the teenage shop assistant is coming over again. He must think I'm really stupid. Thank god, give me the change. Yes I do want a receipt, when I'm getting home I'm instigating a root and branch review of my groceries and shopping policy.

Back to Lidl, and the shame of having to use a bagging area with the other plebs. I refuse to pay 5p for a bag, so I'll have to pinch the little box that the baked beans are stored in. Oh the shame. 

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2 hours ago, sheepyvillian said:

Elon musk, what a donut. The name alone, couldn't imagine someone homeless with a name like that. 

You'll miss him when he finally goes back to his home world. We can only hope he makes ours better while he's here. 

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The endless Salt Bae videos popping up on my facebook feed.

That guy is possibly the biggest word removed in the culinary world and can't cook for shit

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2 hours ago, bickster said:

The missus sister and brother are staying with us for the weekend

I've done my duty and been shopping... I'm now in the man cave, playing tunes and ignoring the scene that will unfold involving the alcohol I bought

I will sit down for tea and be polite, I will return to the man cave

This will be my pattern of activity the whole weekend

This sounds similar to visits by my in-laws! Cook, top up drinks, be polite and keep out of the way. :D 

I get plenty of music listened to! 

 

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51 minutes ago, KHV said:

The endless Salt Bae videos popping up on my facebook feed.

That guy is possibly the biggest word removed in the culinary world and can't cook for shit

He's the Captain Birdseye for millennial wankpuffins

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This is probably one for the climate change thread.. All sorts of messed up...

 

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13 minutes ago, TheAuthority said:

Moronic statements and overreactions in match and r&r threads. :bang:

Sack everyone! 

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21 minutes ago, TheAuthority said:

Moronic statements and overreactions in match and r&r threads. :bang:

Came to write something similar. Time to hide from on topic because of the ridiculous hyperbole from a majority of posters. 

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Yep, think my posts in on topic will be few and far between this year.

Don’t have the energy/enthusiasm for it.

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drop the captain, Brazilians are rubbish, El Ghazi rubbish, Jota rubbish.

2 ****ing games :D

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3 hours ago, VILLAMARV said:

drop the captain, Brazilians are rubbish, El Ghazi rubbish, Jota rubbish.

2 ****ing games :D

:crylaugh:

You forgot "We're virtually already relegated". 

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4 hours ago, A'Villan said:

This is probably one for the climate change thread.. All sorts of messed up...

 

More importantly, who taught a Polar Bear how to operate a GoPro??

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I'm not tough, and have never had a fight, but I was wondering recently how many times out of ten I would get the best of a polar bear if one tried to eat me. Obviously the intuitive answer would be that the polar bear would win every time, but sometimes I don't always see it that way.

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7 minutes ago, useless said:

I'm not tough, and have never had a fight, but I was wondering recently how many times out of ten I would get the best of a polar bear if one tried to eat me. Obviously the intuitive answer would be that the polar bear would win every time, but sometimes I don't always see it that way.

To be fair, I think the polar bear would only get the best of you and eat you the one time.

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I'm actually scared of dogs, so I don't ever want to have to find out for sure.

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25 minutes ago, useless said:

I'm not tough, and have never had a fight, but I was wondering recently how many times out of ten I would get the best of a polar bear if one tried to eat me. Obviously the intuitive answer would be that the polar bear would win every time, but sometimes I don't always see it that way.

Would either of you have any weapons?

A gun, or highly trained group of assassin penguins could swing it either way.

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I wouldn't have any weapons, I'd rather let the Polar Bear win than hurt it. I was only thinking in terms of defending myself.

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