Popular Post chrisp65 Posted March 29, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2019 1 hour ago, BOF said: Audi do your childcare? oh I don't think Audi drivers have kids 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 29, 2019 Moderator Share Posted March 29, 2019 16 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: oh I don't think Audi drivers have kids Probably one for 'things I often wonder'. Does the w**ker buy the BMW/Audi, or does buying it turn them into one. The old chicken or the egg conundrum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted March 29, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2019 Just now, BOF said: Probably one for 'things I often wonder'. Does the w**ker buy the BMW/Audi, or does buying it turn them into one. The old chicken or the egg conundrum. Well, there's no science in this, but I've been driving a great big 4 x 4 all week and now I want to open a moderately successful nail bar in Stevenage. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I drive a C3 Picasso and am thinking of buying some nice string back driving gloves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I drive a corsa and I’m a prick. That maybe unrelated though. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 (edited) Come on then @Xela, which one is you ? Edited March 29, 2019 by mottaloo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 5 hours ago, BOF said: Audi do your childcare? Yup. They change the fluids and give it a good wash. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 3 hours ago, BOF said: Probably one for 'things I often wonder'. Does the w**ker buy the BMW/Audi, or does buying it turn them into one. The old chicken or the egg conundrum. I like to stay relevant. Hence why I moved from BWM to Audi as I want to stay at the top of the rocket polisher charts. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted March 29, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2019 I'm infuriated by the price comparison and cashback rigmarole we have to jump through unless we want to be scammed. It's not enough that we have to accept our insurers (and ISPs, and phone providers, and mortgage providers) are going to rip us off on renewal and we have to **** about on price comparison sites. No, we have to try *every* comparison site, because filling in identical information on them somehow gives vastly different prices for the same insurers. It's a load of bullshit that must waste tens of millions of hours every year, and should be burned to the ground. Just give me the **** price. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Xela said: Yup. They change the fluids and give it a good wash. That's 'potential for children' care. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) Anyone who judges someone based on the car they drive is just as big a rocket polisher as the person they are deriding. I’d say I’ve seen more dickheads driving dangerously and bullying other motorists while in clapped out nova’s and corsa’s than bmw’s and audi’s bit are all corsa car drivers dickheads? Edited March 30, 2019 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 30, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Davkaus said: I'm infuriated by the price comparison and cashback rigmarole we have to jump through unless we want to be scammed. It's not enough that we have to accept our insurers (and ISPs, and phone providers, and mortgage providers) are going to rip us off on renewal and we have to **** about on price comparison sites. No, we have to try *every* comparison site, because filling in identical information on them somehow gives vastly different prices for the same insurers. It's a load of bullshit that must waste tens of millions of hours every year, and should be burned to the ground. Just give me the **** price. I used carwow to get the deal on my new car believing their hype about getting the best price. Once I was I was in the showroom I had to show them the Bristol Street Motors price advertised on their website and get them to match that because it was cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: are all corsa car drivers dickheads? No, just the scrawny yoofs who blast around in their p1sspoor souped up 15 yr old corsas thinking they're Lewis Hamilton and causing all manor of irritation to other road users. In my book, they're no better than those prats who cycle on just the back wheel of their sister's bmx in the middle of a road. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 49 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: are all corsa car drivers dickheads? 16 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I drive a corsa and I’m a prick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Corsa drivers aren’t dickheads, we’re pricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 30, 2019 Moderator Share Posted March 30, 2019 On 25/03/2019 at 20:14, sharkyvilla said: I got a plumber out last week because my electric shower stopped working, which all got sorted quickly and efficiently enough, but I'm 99% sure he's moved my toilet seat back an inch or so as my poo keeps landing on the porcelain rather than in the water. I don't think my bumhole has moved since last week. It's really odd. It’s in Brum too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 35 minutes ago, bickster said: It’s in Brum too. Corner of Hagley Road and Highfield Road /sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, bickster said: It’s in Brum too. I'm trying to work out who the celebrity endorsements are. The one on the right looks like Fabio Capello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 30, 2019 Moderator Share Posted March 30, 2019 41 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: I'm trying to work out who the celebrity endorsements are. The one on the right looks like Fabio Capello. The one on the left is definitely Pauline Quirk, now that's one bumhole I wouldn't want to play around with The one in the middle is literally a dog whose name seems to begin with W The one on the right I can't make out at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Those little illuminated open / closed led signs in small shops and cafes. Open is in red, closed is in green. That absolutely hurts every time I see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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