BOF Posted February 21, 2019 Moderator Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: Break dancing is going to be an Olympic sport. They're called the Olympic *Games As far as I'm concerned, so long as a dancing horse is included then anything human is fair game (and no I'm not a fan of break dancing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 21, 2019 Moderator Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 hours ago, BOF said: They're called the Olympic *Games As far as I'm concerned, so long as a mincing horse is included then anything human is fair game (and no I'm not a fan of break dancing) FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 first failed drugs test suspected 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 21, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2019 7 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I will never be reduced to making crap fruit jokes, kumquat may. That's a peach. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 The amount of people growing beards, but shit beards. If you can’t grow a proper beard, then don’t grow one at all. It looks shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted February 22, 2019 Administrator Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: The amount of people growing beards, but shit beards. If you can’t grow a proper beard, then don’t grow one at all. It looks shit. It's possible that you aren't their target market. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, limpid said: It's possible that you aren't their target market. Chance would be a fine thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: The amount of people growing beards, but shit beards. If you can’t grow a proper beard, then don’t grow one at all. It looks shit. Probably describes mine. Thing is, it's not a fashion statement as much as a sign that I find shaving totally tiresome. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Probably describes mine. Thing is, it's not a fashion statement as much as a sign that I find shaving totally tiresome. same here, theres no "trying" involved, thats the problem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Most of my beards are because I’ve been pure lazy, and I just decide to grow one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Probably describes mine. Thing is, it's not a fashion statement as much as a sign that I find shaving totally tiresome. Same here, it grows to a length that irritates me, then I get the hair clippers out and zuzz it off. Usually takes about ten days, then repeat the cycle. I will properly shave if I am attending an event that I feel necessitates it. I go through about 1 razor blade a year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted February 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) I think of my facial fuzz as being more like long stubble than a proper beard. The settings on my clippers are about 3.8mm on my face and about 2.8mm on my neck. I try and blend it in with my grade 1 hair cut. It is a fashion thing for me, prompted by going thin on top. The hair had to go, but my face is marginally more interesting with facial hair than being clean shaven. I always get rid of the hair under my lip, it bugs the hell out of me, can’t understand how men like having a soul patch. Edited February 22, 2019 by Shropshire Lad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: I think of my facial fuzz as being more like long stubble than a proper beard. The settings on my clippers are about 3.8mm on my face and about 2.8mm on my neck. I try and blend it in with my grade 1 hair cut. It is a fashion thing for me, prompted by going thin on top. The hair had to go, but my face is marginally more interesting with facial hair than being clean shaven. I always get rid of the hair under my lip, it bugs the hell of me, can’t understand how men like having a soul patch. Basically this but blended with a 0.5 grade cut. Groomed and gorgeous, baby. Groomed and gorgeous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 bunked off work yesterday and took the kids out for the day , stopped off at the Sea front and had fish and chips and killed time putting 2ps into those machines that magically turn a large pile of 2ps into a small pile of 2ps but gambling the kids pocket money away isn't why 'm here ..I purchased an assortment of flavours of sticks of rock and today I'm munching my way through them the gin and tonic flavour doesn't taste like G&T and the pizza flavour one tastes nothing like Pizza ... if the fish and chip flavour one doesn't taste like fish and chips I fear I might be writing to my MP or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted February 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2019 8 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: The amount of people growing beards, but shit beards. If you can’t grow a proper beard, then don’t grow one at all. It looks shit. I approve of a lot of the shit beards I see because they help hide even shittier faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Splashed out about £10 for peppermint shaving cream and it's the dog's danglies. Can't beat a wet shave with a good quality razor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, mottaloo said: Splashed out about £10 for peppermint shaving cream and it's the dog's danglies. Can't beat a wet shave with a good quality razor. Yes, it's quite a refreshing novelty when you get rid of the beard and go back to shaving. Then when you have to keep doing it day after day it turns back into a complete ballsache, and you go back to the beard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, mottaloo said: Splashed out about £10 for peppermint shaving cream 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I’m currenlty in Florida doing the Disney parks with the kids. My wife and I visited about 14 years ago (pre-kids) and have been looking forward to bringing bringing the little ones (8&6). Its mental busy, really does suck the enjoyment of it all. We came in Spring Break last time but it’s far busier now (we were told it’s a great time to come as it’s quieter). Its absolutely heaving. Queue to get your bag checked, queue to get the monorail, queue to get into the park, queue to take a piss, queue to get some massively overpriced lunch then have nowhere to sit. Kids aren’t really feeling the love and I can’t blame them, standing in the baking 32 degree sun for 50 mins to spin around for 90 seconds on a ride isn’t really anybodies idea of fun. We spend a bomb on Disney park tickets and they are far happier playing in the hotel pool. I won’t be rushing back. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Yes, it's quite a refreshing novelty when you get rid of the beard and go back to shaving. Then when you have to keep doing it day after day it turns back into a complete ballsache, and you go back to the beard. I'm naturally quite skinny, so whenever I shave mine, my face looks so gaunt like I've just been liberated from somewhere nasty and I immediately go back to not shaving again. I have got a bit better at trimming it recently but even then it's a chore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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