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Some moron in the cubicle next to me was just humming 'if you go down to the woods today'. I found myself loudly rolling the toilet roll, in the hope that he thought he was alone and would stop... but nope, he seemed to actually get louder.

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5 minutes ago, Rob182 said:

Some moron in the cubicle next to me was just humming 'if you go down to the woods today'. I found myself loudly rolling the toilet roll, in the hope that he thought he was alone and would stop... but nope, he seemed to actually get louder.

Was he clapping along as well?

If so, it was probably @Paddywhack

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52 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

In a desperate attempt to tidy up my house in advance of entertaining a young lady tonight, I decided that I'd "do the shake n vac" and give my front room a fresh, citrussy aroma.

Problem is my vacuum sucks (or doesn't, that's the point) and despite it's best efforts, my front room now looks like I have a serious coke problem, no matter how much sweeping i do :(

She'll be here in a couple of hours. What do I do ?!?! (Apart from DHUTWU ?!) 

buy a rug or, introduce her to it claiming it is an avant garde art piece entitled "la grande neige" which you admit to having second thoughts about. 

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3 hours ago, Seat68 said:

 knowing what a lineman is but Jake Bugg covers the song and sings linesman. This pisses me off.

Thanks for flagging that up, Pete.

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1 hour ago, mottaloo said:

Problem is my vacuum sucks (or doesn't, that's the point)

Empty/change the bag. 

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26 minutes ago, Rodders said:

buy a rug or, introduce her to it claiming it is an avant garde art piece entitled "la grande neige" which you admit to having second thoughts about. 

Haha ! That is quality..... I might just try that :D

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2 hours ago, AVFCDAN said:

Go out and grab a Henry.

If you manage to woo your lady friend then great, if not it'll keep you busy later when she's gone, win win.

I'd go for a Henrietta in that case. 

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Yodel piss me off massively. To the extent I don’t buy anything off companies who use them. Every single time I have, there has been an issue. I bought a new bike online and forgot to check the company delivery policy. It was f***king Yodel! No surprise, they’ve been shit again.

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4 hours ago, mottaloo said:

In a desperate attempt to tidy up my house in advance of entertaining a young lady tonight, I decided that I'd "do the shake n vac" and give my front room a fresh, citrussy aroma.

Problem is my vacuum sucks (or doesn't, that's the point) and despite it's best efforts, my front room now looks like I have a serious coke problem, no matter how much sweeping i do :(

She'll be here in a couple of hours. What do I do ?!?! (Apart from DHUTWU ?!) 

Why on earth is she going in your front room? Escort her straight up the stairs and DHUTWU! 

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3 hours ago, Xela said:

That's no way to talk about @mottaloo"s lady friend. 

.....but...but Honey.... @Xela said it would be ok to DYUTWU.....

....ah well....

Nah.....it went well with another date for Fri night....and she's 10 yrs younger than me.....

*smug mode factor 10 right now *

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13 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

.....but...but Honey.... @Xela said it would be ok to DYUTWU.....

....ah well....

Nah.....it went well with another date for Fri night....and she's 10 yrs younger than me.....

*smug mode factor 10 right now *

Where on the scale is she 

 

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Night out in Skopje  tonight and a plan was a sorta pub crawl 

we visited the first pub at 18:00 and left it at 2:30 ... so  worst pub crawl ever 

nothing wrong with the pub , hence why we stayed but can’t help think we missed out somewhere ...

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Went to KFC last night for first time in ages. I figured their well publicised supply problems would be long gone now. I thought wrong, only had about 20% of the menu available.

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1 hour ago, sidcow said:

Something that pisses me off is when your in a good boozer with a prime position, nice and comfy and then someone suggests you move on.  Why? The next pub is always shitter and you end up strung out standing in a corridor. 

I'm all up for pub crawls and organise quite a few but sometimes it's OK just to stay. 

Yeah that’s true , it was just with it being abroad it  just felt like we should have checked out a few more , good or bad 

 

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2 hours ago, sidcow said:

Something that pisses me off is when your in a good boozer with a prime position, nice and comfy and then someone suggests you move on.  Why? The next pub is always shitter and you end up strung out standing in a corridor. 

I'm all up for pub crawls and organise quite a few but sometimes it's OK just to stay. 

Even worse, when the first pub has a really nice beer on, that you could happily sit and drink all night, and you end up moving somewhere that only sells Doom Bar.

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