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4 hours ago, mottaloo said:

In a desperate attempt to tidy up my house in advance of entertaining a young lady tonight, I decided that I'd "do the shake n vac" and give my front room a fresh, citrussy aroma.

Problem is my vacuum sucks (or doesn't, that's the point) and despite it's best efforts, my front room now looks like I have a serious coke problem, no matter how much sweeping i do :(

She'll be here in a couple of hours. What do I do ?!?! (Apart from DHUTWU ?!) 

Why on earth is she going in your front room? Escort her straight up the stairs and DHUTWU! 

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3 hours ago, Xela said:

That's no way to talk about @mottaloo"s lady friend. 

.....but...but Honey.... @Xela said it would be ok to DYUTWU.....

....ah well....

Nah.....it went well with another date for Fri night....and she's 10 yrs younger than me.....

*smug mode factor 10 right now *

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13 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

.....but...but Honey.... @Xela said it would be ok to DYUTWU.....

....ah well....

Nah.....it went well with another date for Fri night....and she's 10 yrs younger than me.....

*smug mode factor 10 right now *

Where on the scale is she 

 

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Night out in Skopje  tonight and a plan was a sorta pub crawl 

we visited the first pub at 18:00 and left it at 2:30 ... so  worst pub crawl ever 

nothing wrong with the pub , hence why we stayed but can’t help think we missed out somewhere ...

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1 hour ago, sidcow said:

Something that pisses me off is when your in a good boozer with a prime position, nice and comfy and then someone suggests you move on.  Why? The next pub is always shitter and you end up strung out standing in a corridor. 

I'm all up for pub crawls and organise quite a few but sometimes it's OK just to stay. 

Yeah that’s true , it was just with it being abroad it  just felt like we should have checked out a few more , good or bad 

 

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2 hours ago, sidcow said:

Something that pisses me off is when your in a good boozer with a prime position, nice and comfy and then someone suggests you move on.  Why? The next pub is always shitter and you end up strung out standing in a corridor. 

I'm all up for pub crawls and organise quite a few but sometimes it's OK just to stay. 

Even worse, when the first pub has a really nice beer on, that you could happily sit and drink all night, and you end up moving somewhere that only sells Doom Bar.

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A guy from work got here late, sat down, then realised he'd lost his wallet. So he walked back home, retracing his steps, trying to find it. 40 minutes later he calls in to say he's found his wallet, but he can't find his phone, and asks us to take a look around for it. It's not here. He left it on the train. 

It's the third time this month he's lost his phone.

2 hours later, he's not here. I'm expecting him to walk in with his wallet and his phone, wondering where his shoes are. 

He's either the clumsiest most forgetful person in the world, or a genius who's figured out how to get away with just taking a day off without using annual leave.

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14 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

A guy from work got here late, sat down, then realised he'd lost his wallet. So he walked back home, retracing his steps, trying to find it. 40 minutes later he calls in to say he's found his wallet, but he can't find his phone, and asks us to take a look around for it. It's not here. He left it on the train. 

It's the third time this month he's lost his phone.

2 hours later, he's not here. I'm expecting him to walk in with his wallet and his phone, wondering where his shoes are. 

He's either the clumsiest most forgetful person in the world, or a genius who's figured out how to get away with just taking a day off without using annual leave.

I get a lift with my colleague each morning. I got to the spot where I meet her, and a car splashes my shoes. I look at them annoyed they are splashed and I realised I put different shoes on.

Not quite as bad as the above but still :D

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I can't believe he got to go home because he couldn't find his wallet.

I stayed at work after I got there and realised I'd been sitting in a piss soaked bus seat for half an hour, assuming it was rain water.

Thinking about it I should have gone home, I stank.

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9 minutes ago, Paddywhack said:

I can't believe he got to go home because he couldn't find his wallet.

I stayed at work after I got there and realised I'd been sitting in a piss soaked bus seat for half an hour, assuming it was rain water.

Thinking about it I should have gone home, I stank.

If only you'd had that work ethic when you threw up in my car on the way to work that one time. But noooo, I had to turn around and drive you home. Selfish.

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27 minutes ago, Paddywhack said:

I can't believe he got to go home because he couldn't find his wallet.

It's a pretty laid back place. Management don't give a toss what people get up to or what hours we work, as long as we get stuff done.

The wanderer is back, 2 hours and 45 minutes later. All items in tact. when he walked home, retracing his steps, he remembered that he actually got the bus and didn't walk. So he waited until the bus he was on did a complete lack of its circuit, and found his wallet.

If it was anyone else, people would think he was taking the piss, but he's just...not all there.

The guy has a PhD in astrophysics. Unbelievable :D

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I was about to say that this bloke is surely unemployable and incapable of doing a job. Then you got to the PhD in astrophysics, and everything fell into place. 

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How politically divided and obvious everyone is. 

Can't do anything online now without seeing "far left", "far right". 

I guarantee that without the anonymity of the internet, no one would know, or give a **** about anyone else politically beliefs. 

It's so tedious and boring. 

Facebook, twitter.. covered in it.  

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33 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

How politically divided and obvious everyone is. 

Can't do anything online now without seeing "far left", "far right". 

I guarantee that without the anonymity of the internet, no one would know, or give a **** about anyone else politically beliefs. 

It's so tedious and boring. 

Facebook, twitter.. covered in it.  

Absolutely this.  I can usually tell a person's entire political viewpoint from one or two posts as they just fall into the stereotypical right or left stance on everything.  I suspect there are more people who take a bit from from the right and a bit from the left but they're less likely to bang on about it or get into ideological arguments.

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1 hour ago, lapal_fan said:

How politically divided and obvious everyone is. 

Can't do anything online now without seeing "far left", "far right". 

I guarantee that without the anonymity of the internet, no one would know, or give a **** about anyone else politically beliefs. 

It's so tedious and boring. 

Facebook, twitter.. covered in it.  

To this day I don't really know what the left or the right are. Until a few years ago I thought that 'Tories' was the nickname for Labour. I just have no interest in learning when every discussion, article and conversation seems to be full of one-upsmanship and belittling of the opposite side.

I'll just be a Jedi. Or, 'Jedi, I'll just be', as my new Jedi pals would prefer I say.

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