Popular Post tonyh29 Posted November 10, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Designer1 said: Let's just say i'll never forget the feeling of fingers inside the old sack 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I'd rather be surrounded by kids than have someone use my ball sack as a finger puppet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Sounds quite erotic. Sign me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 5 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Aah, drop a couple of valium and it's all fine. That's how my vasectomy went anyway. That valium is a mad tablet, I took a couple and sat in the waiting room. A while later the nurse called me in to an ante room and asked me if I thought the tablets had started working. I said they hadn't, that I just felt completely normal. She said great, and asked me to strip off as they were about to begin the vasectomy. I said fine and stripped. Now, looking back, she clearly knew they had worked, because normally if some stranger asked me to strip so they could stick a needle and a scalpel in my nads, I'd demand cash up front. But I just happily did as told. In fact, the whole experience was fine. Fine to the point that during the op' they just had a little low level screen sort of draped over my stomach and I lay there chatting to them about my job, what sort of car I had, how I was getting home. Mid conversation they told me I was 'done', I got dressed and went home. Next day, just a nice day sat on the sofa, pretending I couldn't hoover or cook my own lunch. No more need for condoms, no life on chemical pills for the missus, no pre planning for sex. Absolutely no sensation difference, not even a different appearance to the jizz. Highly recommended, if you've got to the age where you're done with making babies. Still need to prove you're a man? Be a good dad every single **** day. ah Valium. Great drug when you want to come down off another drug. I had an unlimited supply of the buggers. Well I'm the best dad my kids will ever have, and I think I do a pretty good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Wonder if it's a generational thing? Life circumstances always change, it's unpredictable so I'd have to be 100% certain I'd never want anymore kids with the person I 100% know I'm spending the rest of my life with before going through with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I just walked past a house that has their Christmas lights up, already. And not a small amount of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: Wonder if it's a generational thing? Life circumstances always change, it's unpredictable so I'd have to be 100% certain I'd never want anymore kids with the person I 100% know I'm spending the rest of my life with before going through with it. Very true. Things change sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Hang on a minute! You mean all I have to do to get a nurse to touch my old chap, is to get my junk hacked up? I'll ring the doctors in the morning! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 19 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: Hang on a minute! You mean all I have to do to get a nurse to touch my old chap, is to get my junk hacked up? I'll ring the doctors in the morning! If you want a deep groin massage from a blonde female student doctor, aged I guess around about 22 / 24, I can highly recommend going to hospital last Monday for a post hernia op check up. It was an experience. I think I got more out of it than she did. The actual consultant, watching on from the corner of the room was wetting himself laughing! I suspect she's now working in Macdonalds. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted November 10, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: If you want a deep groin massage from a blonde female student doctor, aged I guess around about 22 / 24, I can highly recommend going to hospital last Monday for a post hernia op check up. It was an experience. I think I got more out of it than she did. The actual consultant, watching on from the corner of the room was wetting himself laughing! I suspect she's now working in Macdonalds. I'll get in me DeLorean, and head there last week. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 (edited) My mate filmed his on his camera. No bother. Just not a big deal these days. If you're absolutely sure you won't need to procreate in future you may as well. https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=ZtPnzIc7gtI Can't get the embed to work. Slight NSFW warning for the video Edited November 10, 2016 by darrenm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 11 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Hang on a minute! You mean all I have to do to get a nurse to touch my old chap, is to get my junk hacked up? I'll ring the doctors in the morning! When I had mine done there was the surgeon, and 2 nurses who I kid you not were sisters and not too bad on the eye (7.5 WB). Their sole job seemed to be to constantly talk rubbish to me and each other to take my mind off having my sack fiddled with by a middle aged man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I had two nurses see to me when I had the clap. Not my proudest moment, especially when they put this swab down there and my penis shrivels up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 (edited) 11 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Hang on a minute! You mean all I have to do to get a nurse to touch my old chap, is to get my junk hacked up? I'll ring the doctors in the morning! As someone who works daily with nurses, I must disclaim to you the low hit rate of a 'fit' one being allocated. The NHS, over the years, has suffered many challenges... dwindling budgets, organisational change, meeting the needs for our ever changing population and dynamics, i could go on. Perhaps the most tragic though, is the decline in overall nursing quality. Edit- and in this age of equality, we have a lot more males within nursing, be warned! Edited November 11, 2016 by Midfielder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 19 minutes ago, Midfielder said: As someone who works daily with nurses, I must disclaim to you the low hit rate of a 'fit' one being allocated. The NHS, over the years, has suffered many challenges... dwindling budgets, organisational change, meeting the needs for our ever changing population and dynamics, i could go on. Perhaps the most tragic though, is the decline in overall nursing quality. Edit- and in this age of equality, we have a lot more males within nursing, be warned! Another hand on my knob, is another hand on my knob. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I wrote a report last night I was really impressed with. Sent it to our support teams worldwide. There's a word missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted November 11, 2016 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2016 Just now, StefanAVFC said: I wrote a report last night I was really impressed with. Sent it to our support teams worldwide. There's a word missing. There's a word removed? 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, BOF said: There's a word removed? I'm a word removed more like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I really it when things like that happen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 11, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 11, 2016 32 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: I wrote a report last night I was really impressed with. Sent it to our support teams worldwide. There's a word missing. Shall we have a competition to guess the word? I'll go with "and". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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