Popular Post blandy Posted May 26, 2016 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2016 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: You wouldn't like our bog, then. Ha. Can't you afford to use bog roll? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted May 26, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, blandy said: Ha. Can't you afford to use bog roll? to be fair, he has got some in that emergency breakglass box 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I'm away for the weekend so I'll be missing the England game, the Champions league final, the playoff finals, the Monaco GP and the new series of Top Gear :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 4 hours ago, mjmooney said: You wouldn't like our bog, then. That looks like the Brain of Britain green room for nervous contestants. Question is - what will bring those shelves down - a tremor from Yorkshire fracking or a curious Mooney minor on the mooch? Personally I think, if its the latter, it would be way too much information at once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2016 23 hours ago, villa4europe said: National day? Chip shop Wednesday every week in my house... Saturday every week here. This should be in the things that make you happy thread though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Genie said: I'm away for the weekend so I'll be missing the England game, the Champions league final, the playoff finals, the Monaco GP and the new series of Top Gear :-/ You jammy bugger missing that lot. Can I come? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2016 21 minutes ago, MakemineVanilla said: That looks like the Brain of Britain green room for nervous contestants. Question is - what will bring those shelves down - a tremor from Yorkshire fracking or a curious Mooney minor on the mooch? Personally I think, if its the latter, it would be way too much information at once. That's only half of it. This is the view FROM the throne: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) 10 hours ago, Genie said: Fancied some crisps so went to the vending machine. Keyed in the code 64 for the ham and mustard... got a dark chocolate bounty. Turns out 64 was the price. I have a tale to tell. I have no recollection why but in the late 80's when I was about 18/19 me and my mate found ourselves in The Great Oak in Selly Oak one midweek late afternoon. This was before Wetherspoons remember so the only other people in the pub were rough looking borderline alcoholic residents who pretty much gave us the evil stares from the moment we walked through the door. My mate decides he wants some music on the jukebox so goes over and sticks a quid in for 10 selections. His first song comes on and I am stunned to hear Nothings Going To Change My Love For You by Glen Mederios blaring over the speakers. Cue even more evil eyes and mutterings about the gay boys from the regulars whilst my mate visibly red of face has to stand at the jukebox of shame making his further 9 selections. When he gets back I give him the what the **** was that all about. He surmises he must has put the wrong number in the box. . I can't remember now what it was he actually wanted to listen to but he was pissed off he didn't hear it so when his selections had finished he went back up with another quid determined to put the right number in this time....... As he is stood there with another 9 selections to make on comes Nothings Going To Change My Love For You, it was labeled with the wrong number. . I nearly died and probably could have as the atmosphere in the room was palable. We made a swift exit! Edited May 26, 2016 by sidcow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Genie said: I'm away for the weekend so I'll be missing the England game, the Champions league final, the playoff finals, the Monaco GP and the new series of Top Gear :-/ wrong thread surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 7 hours ago, mjmooney said: That's only half of it. This is the view FROM the throne: Betterware catalogue in case its a quick one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Seat68 said: wrong thread surely? Football and cars? What's not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 On 5/26/2016 at 00:47, AVFC_Hitz said: Most of us who live abroad will be familiar with the BBC News channel. I really hate country advertisements, usually with a woman singing 'incredible iiin di aaa' or 'magnificent Malaysiaaa' Then there's Aaron Hesselhurst who shouts at you about the economy...and Stephen Sakur doing HardTalk. I think I should start watching Euronews or Soongebob Square pants on comedy central. Loved 'Malaysia Truly Asia', what a tune. Aaron Hesselhurst is a tit though. He barely remembers to dial it down even when something serious has happened. I remember him gurning through some a bombing in Jakarta or something last time I was in Asia, just like he was at an open mic night at the Comedy Store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calcifer Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 64p for a packet of crisps? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 14 hours ago, Davkaus said: I don't understand how people spend ages in the toilet. In and out in three minutes tops. If there's a place I don't want to hang about reading the news or playing a game, it's a room that everybody shits in. It's the one moment I can get some **** peace and quiet. I'm writing this on the bog actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 1 hour ago, HanoiVillan said: I'm writing this on the bog actually. So the next person who goes in can read it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 27, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2016 4 hours ago, Seat68 said: Betterware catalogue in case its a quick one. Blame the missus for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Going on holiday. Cat is wise and pissed off so we cant go till he comes back to take him to the cattery. Hour late up to now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 27, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Going on holiday. Cat is wise and pissed off so we cant go till he comes back to take him to the cattery. Hour late up to now. We used to have to lock ours in before we got the suitcases out, for that very reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 54 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Blame the missus for that. Does she undercook meat? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 27, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, darrenm said: Does she undercook meat? Sorry, you've lost me with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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