mjmooney Posted March 5, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 5, 2014 There was a woman on that that Turkish coach tour we went on last month who was a dead ringer for Helen Mirren. Her husband looked like Arthur Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) When people use tautologies. Any excuse MacNeice Edited March 5, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 My dentist giving me a lecture on sugar at every check up because I have it with tea, like any normal person. I'd rather have my Hungarian dentist back, she wasn't so skilled at dentistry but she was pretty. Oh and no sugar lecture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Oh BBC, you did so well in getting rid of BBC Three, but then you went and gave Michael McIntryre a chat show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Oh BBC, you did so well in getting rid of BBC Three, but then you went and gave Michael McIntryre a chat show. That's the problem with the BBC - anything they do that's good is then offset by something shite. Look at the schedule over the course of a week and it's the same crap every day. Has it always been like this or did they do their whole budget for the next decade on Planet Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Going to sleep at 9pm and waking up at 6am after a full nine hours sleep & waking up feeling more knackered than i did when i went to sleep 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2014 No BBC3 means no Family Guy at 11PM around the time I'm going to bed. For this reason (and this reason only) I'm upset. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Celebrities trying to sell me insurance. Frank Windsor comes to mind and I reckon that the only reason Rebecca Adlington felt the need to get a nose-job, was because she was fed-up at not getting as many chances to flog dodgy financial products as Jessica Ennis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2014 I'm starting to get more and more annoyed by celebrity endorsements. Not so much sport. If Wayne Rooney's advertising football boots then I don't mind. I have concrete evidence that he uses those football boots. Ok they might cost £200 and be no better than my £15 Umbros, but at least the declaration that he uses them is true. But when athletes are trying to flog me energy drinks, or celebrities are trying to flog me healthy yoghurts I just think it's bollocks. You're lying to me you word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 They would try and sell you aids if they got paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Cards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted March 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2014 Washing up. When I was a kid there were four of us boys at home, so you can imagine how much washing up there was. Once we'd all grown up and moved out my parents bought a dishwasher. Bastards. When I was looking to buy a flat the estate agent asked my what features I wouldn't compromise on. I said, "Space for a dishwasher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Ray Winston trying to get me to have a bet is the most annoying. He's a cult actor, who obviously has some talent. He's worked in Hollywood, so one would assume he's made a few bob. Why whore yourself out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2014 Bet NAAAAAHHHHWWWW. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 You'll LAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Ray Winston trying to get me to have a bet is the most annoying. He's a cult actor, who obviously has some talent. He's worked in Hollywood, so one would assume he's made a few bob. Why whore yourself out? Totally agree. There is something even worse about people who enjoy a reputation for 'authenticity' using it to earn some easy money. It seems like a betrayal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 There is something even worse about people who enjoy a reputation for 'authenticity' using it to earn some easy money. Step forward Carol Vorderman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted March 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2014 Ray Winston trying to get me to have a bet is the most annoying. He's a cult actor, who obviously has some talent. He's worked in Hollywood, so one would assume he's made a few bob. Why whore yourself out? Totally agree. There is something even worse about people who enjoy a reputation for 'authenticity' using it to earn some easy money. It seems like a betrayal. I give you Bill Hicks: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Winstone has even quoted Scum in those adverts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I genuinely hate betting companies. I mean, I pretend to hate a lot of things, but I really, really hate betting companies. Absolute scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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