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There was a woman on that that Turkish coach tour we went on last month who was a dead ringer for Helen Mirren. Her husband looked like Arthur Smith. 

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My dentist giving me a lecture on sugar at every check up because I have it with tea, like any normal person.

 

I'd rather have my Hungarian dentist back, she wasn't so skilled at dentistry but she was pretty. Oh and no sugar lecture.

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Oh BBC, you did so well in getting rid of BBC Three, but then you went and gave Michael McIntryre a chat show.

That's the problem with the BBC - anything they do that's good is then offset by something shite.

Look at the schedule over the course of a week and it's the same crap every day. Has it always been like this or did they do their whole budget for the next decade on Planet Earth?

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Celebrities trying to sell me insurance.

 

Frank Windsor comes to mind and I reckon that the only reason Rebecca Adlington felt the need to get a nose-job, was because she was fed-up at not getting as many chances to flog dodgy financial products as Jessica Ennis.

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I'm starting to get more and more annoyed by celebrity endorsements.

 

Not so much sport.

 

If Wayne Rooney's advertising football boots then I don't mind. I have concrete evidence that he uses those football boots. Ok they might cost £200 and be no better than my £15 Umbros, but at least the declaration that he uses them is true.

 

But when athletes are trying to flog me energy drinks, or celebrities are trying to flog me healthy yoghurts I just think it's bollocks. You're lying to me you word removed.

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Washing up. When I was a kid there were four of us boys at home, so you can imagine how much washing up there was. Once we'd all grown up and moved out my parents bought a dishwasher. Bastards.

 

When I was looking to buy a flat the estate agent asked my what features I wouldn't compromise on.  I said, "Space for a dishwasher."

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Ray Winston trying to get me to have a bet is the most annoying. He's a cult actor, who obviously has some talent. He's worked in Hollywood, so one would assume he's made a few bob. Why whore yourself out?

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Ray Winston trying to get me to have a bet is the most annoying. He's a cult actor, who obviously has some talent. He's worked in Hollywood, so one would assume he's made a few bob. Why whore yourself out?

 

Totally agree.

 

There is something even worse about people who enjoy a reputation for 'authenticity' using it to earn some easy money.

 

It seems like a betrayal. 

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Ray Winston trying to get me to have a bet is the most annoying. He's a cult actor, who obviously has some talent. He's worked in Hollywood, so one would assume he's made a few bob. Why whore yourself out?

 

Totally agree.

 

There is something even worse about people who enjoy a reputation for 'authenticity' using it to earn some easy money.

 

It seems like a betrayal. 

 

I give you Bill Hicks:

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