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Finding a cool .gif when there is no relevant post to respond to it with.

 

The more I look at the above sentence the less sense it makes.

 

I haven't had any coffee.

 

I'm going to post the .gif anyway.

 

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Finding a cool .gif that there is no relevant post to respond to with.

You might have been trying to say the above but you didn't make it easy on yourself the way you went about it :)

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Children in Need.

 

A worthy cause and I'd happily support it on the understanding that they never ever ever show that ridiculous shit **** telethon bollocks ever again. 

 

I don't need half arsed comedy minisodes of popular TV programs to convince me the children need support. 

 

Could you not just... not watch it? I agree most of the content for Children in Need and Comic Relief is terrible, but you have a few gems, like the Ali G interview with Posh & Becks.

Anyway, like I said, you can donate and just watch something else surely? Some people like watching the show and many people wouldn't donate if they didn't have anything in return.

 

Edit - I always forget this is the 'piss you off when it SHOULDN'T' thread...

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Could you not just... not watch it? I agree most of the content for Children in Need and Comic Relief is terrible, but you have a few gems, like the Ali G interview with Posh & Becks.

"So tell me, do you want him to grow up to be a footballer like his dad, or a singer - like Mariah Carey?" :)
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Could you not just... not watch it? I agree most of the content for Children in Need and Comic Relief is terrible, but you have a few gems, like the Ali G interview with Posh & Becks.

"So tell me, do you want him to grow up to be a footballer like his dad, or a singer - like Mariah Carey?" :)

For a second there I didn't get the joke!

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Cricket and especially cricketers in general.

Cant stand cricket but each to their own I guess.

However, whenever I see the England cricket players on tv they seem so arrogant and pompous.

Yeah footballers get a bad rep but they are just normal working class lads who got fortunate to earn the money they do. The England cricket team are mostly privately educated arrogant tossers and I just dont understand how the normal working class viewers can identify with them. Would the England football team piss on the Wembley pitch like the cricket team did on their pitch after the ashes win this summer?! No.

Dont get me started on Kevin pietersen. Biggest banker in sport.

 

While i'm no fan of Pieterson (as a person) the rest of the English cricket team are fine. Compare them to Gerrard, Cole, Johnson and Rooney and I think your point is flawed. Most of the English football team are instantly dislikeable

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People who go to the Doctor's for anything  minor like a cold, sore throat etc

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On the subject of children in need, isn't Wogan paid a fee to host it? 

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Yes. So are the camera men and the sound guys. It's their job.

 

He doesn't get paid after waving his fee when it became public knowledge. What a hero.

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Finding a cool .gif when there is no relevant post to respond to it with.

 

The more I look at the above sentence the less sense it makes.

 

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. 

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so the future wife is away this weekend on a work excursion, i get back from work and turn on the lights and the fuse blows, its an old fuse box using fuse wire but ive got some qualifications in electrics so i know what im doing, only now its dark, the fuse box is under the stairs, i use the light on my phone and see that said fuse box has a bike and other shit blocking my path to it, finally i manage to take the fuse out and take it outside where i have a light i can use to see what im doing, 20 minutes of thumbling around getting the **** wire out and a new one in i get the lights back on, and in all its glory i see that my failure to wash my hands after work and my working around the under stairs i have left black hand prints all around the hall way

 

i then get a txt from my old dear asking if i can pick her up from work tomorrow at 7pm, now my weekends are usually busy so i was looking forward to spending this weekend watching the f1 with a beer in one hand & watching pornography with my cock in my other hand, so now i have to spend tomorrow doing nothing but not being able to have a beer until at least 8pm. not happy about that, but needs must

 

and the crowning turd of what has been a shit few hours, i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum and not one, but two strings break at the same time. for **** sake

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so the future wife is away this weekend on a work excursion, i get back from work and turn on the lights and the fuse blows, its an old fuse box using fuse wire but ive got some qualifications in electrics so i know what im doing, only now its dark, the fuse box is under the stairs, i use the light on my phone and see that said fuse box has a bike and other shit blocking my path to it, finally i manage to take the fuse out and take it outside where i have a light i can use to see what im doing, 20 minutes of thumbling around getting the **** wire out and a new one in i get the lights back on, and in all its glory i see that my failure to wash my hands after work and my working around the under stairs i have left black hand prints all around the hall way

 

i then get a txt from my old dear asking if i can pick her up from work tomorrow at 7pm, now my weekends are usually busy so i was looking forward to spending this weekend watching the f1 with a beer in one hand & watching pornography with my cock in my other hand, so now i have to spend tomorrow doing nothing but not being able to have a beer until at least 8pm. not happy about that, but needs must

 

and the crowning turd of what has been a shit few hours, i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum and not one, but two strings break at the same time. for **** sake

You've had a good evening so far then?

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 i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum

 

Had you washed your hands by then?

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i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum

Had you washed your hands by then?

yes I've had a shower, i used my missus lush shower scrub, I've been looking at it for a few days and now she ain't here I've had a go on it, very refreshing

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i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum

Had you washed your hands by then?

yes I've had a shower, i used my missus lush shower scrub, I've been looking at it for a few days and now she ain't here I've had a go on it, very refreshing

 

 

Original Source? I love the mint one. Makes my balls tingle. 

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My car has this stop start technology ... I sat in a red light at roadworks for 5:41 seconds during which time the engine stayed running the whole time...

Finally when the light went green I drove 100 yards up the road and stopped for 1 second at a give way and the stop start kicked in and turned the engine off

Technology ..... meh

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I have the same thing, but all you need to do is put the clutch back in and it starts back up again. I turn mine off though. It's a little button with an A with an arrow circling around it.

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People who go to the Doctor's for anything  minor like a cold, sore throat etc

I've known people go to the doctors with a tickly throat to be diagnosed with throat cancer, better to be safe than sorry

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My car has this stop start technology ... I sat in a red light at roadworks for 5:41 seconds during which time the engine stayed running the whole time...

Finally when the light went green I drove 100 yards up the road and stopped for 1 second at a give way and the stop start kicked in and turned the engine off

Technology ..... meh

 

So has mine, I just turn it off.

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