mjmooney Posted November 15, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 15, 2013 Finding a cool .gif when there is no relevant post to respond to it with. The more I look at the above sentence the less sense it makes. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) so the future wife is away this weekend on a work excursion, i get back from work and turn on the lights and the fuse blows, its an old fuse box using fuse wire but ive got some qualifications in electrics so i know what im doing, only now its dark, the fuse box is under the stairs, i use the light on my phone and see that said fuse box has a bike and other shit blocking my path to it, finally i manage to take the fuse out and take it outside where i have a light i can use to see what im doing, 20 minutes of thumbling around getting the **** wire out and a new one in i get the lights back on, and in all its glory i see that my failure to wash my hands after work and my working around the under stairs i have left black hand prints all around the hall way i then get a txt from my old dear asking if i can pick her up from work tomorrow at 7pm, now my weekends are usually busy so i was looking forward to spending this weekend watching the f1 with a beer in one hand & watching pornography with my cock in my other hand, so now i have to spend tomorrow doing nothing but not being able to have a beer until at least 8pm. not happy about that, but needs must and the crowning turd of what has been a shit few hours, i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum and not one, but two strings break at the same time. for **** sake Edited November 15, 2013 by Jimzk5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 so the future wife is away this weekend on a work excursion, i get back from work and turn on the lights and the fuse blows, its an old fuse box using fuse wire but ive got some qualifications in electrics so i know what im doing, only now its dark, the fuse box is under the stairs, i use the light on my phone and see that said fuse box has a bike and other shit blocking my path to it, finally i manage to take the fuse out and take it outside where i have a light i can use to see what im doing, 20 minutes of thumbling around getting the **** wire out and a new one in i get the lights back on, and in all its glory i see that my failure to wash my hands after work and my working around the under stairs i have left black hand prints all around the hall way i then get a txt from my old dear asking if i can pick her up from work tomorrow at 7pm, now my weekends are usually busy so i was looking forward to spending this weekend watching the f1 with a beer in one hand & watching pornography with my cock in my other hand, so now i have to spend tomorrow doing nothing but not being able to have a beer until at least 8pm. not happy about that, but needs must and the crowning turd of what has been a shit few hours, i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum and not one, but two strings break at the same time. for **** sake You've had a good evening so far then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum Had you washed your hands by then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum Had you washed your hands by then? yes I've had a shower, i used my missus lush shower scrub, I've been looking at it for a few days and now she ain't here I've had a go on it, very refreshing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 i sit down and pick up my guitar to have a strum Had you washed your hands by then? yes I've had a shower, i used my missus lush shower scrub, I've been looking at it for a few days and now she ain't here I've had a go on it, very refreshing Original Source? I love the mint one. Makes my balls tingle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 My car has this stop start technology ... I sat in a red light at roadworks for 5:41 seconds during which time the engine stayed running the whole time...Finally when the light went green I drove 100 yards up the road and stopped for 1 second at a give way and the stop start kicked in and turned the engine off Technology ..... meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) I have the same thing, but all you need to do is put the clutch back in and it starts back up again. I turn mine off though. It's a little button with an A with an arrow circling around it. Edited November 15, 2013 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 People who go to the Doctor's for anything minor like a cold, sore throat etc I've known people go to the doctors with a tickly throat to be diagnosed with throat cancer, better to be safe than sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 My car has this stop start technology ... I sat in a red light at roadworks for 5:41 seconds during which time the engine stayed running the whole time... Finally when the light went green I drove 100 yards up the road and stopped for 1 second at a give way and the stop start kicked in and turned the engine off Technology ..... meh So has mine, I just turn it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Start / stop technology on the Isle of Man? Do you just pull the reins of your horse to bring it and your trap to a stop? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 up in the air starting now on BBC2 I take it these stations do research in to films and viewing figures before deciding to stick pretty much every good film on at a shit time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 16, 2013 up in the air starting now on BBC2 I take it these stations do research in to films and viewing figures before deciding to stick pretty much every good film on at a shit time? I thought actual broadcast time was irrelevant these days, what with all the technology. Personally, I've gone backwards since the 90s - used to used VCR to time shift, but now have no recording facilities at all. Which is fine. If there's something good on at a convenient time, I'll watch it. If I miss it, too bad. I don't want to schedule my life around TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 A wasp in my slippers, stung me, now my toe is doubled in size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Are they not all dead yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 The woman in the library said she would phone me when my book was in. I can see online that my book is now in. Why hasn't she phoned me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 16, 2013 She hates you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 (edited) The woman in the library said she would phone me when my book was in. I can see online that my book is now in. Why hasn't she phoned me? Be a gentleman and call her. Edited November 16, 2013 by villaajax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 The woman in the library said she would phone me when my book was in. I can see online that my book is now in. Why hasn't she phoned me? Be a gentleman and call her. I don't want to seem needy though. The verbal agreement was that she would phone me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Microsoft Word. Trying to do an assignment and the goddamn font keeps changing constantly of it's own accord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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