Unused Sub Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 51 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: If you don't take off the paper and then run your thumb down the trench in the middle, neatly tearing the foil as you go, and then break it in half at that rip and remove the foil�that way, then you're a psychopath. You'd just be able to get a Kit-Kat through slots. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, bickster said: People doing "charity fundraisers" on Facebook for their birthdays. Seriously fook the fook off It better be something you hate doing. I'm not funding your skydive but I'll chip in if it's a royal rumble with some venomous snakes and honey badgers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, BOF said: It better be something you hate doing. I'm not funding your skydive but I'll chip in if it's a royal rumble with some venomous snakes and honey badgers. These people aren't even doing ANYTHING! This is, don't buy me a present, donate instead. I was never buying you a present in the first place, fook off with your guilt trip 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, bickster said: These people aren't even doing ANYTHING! This is, don't buy me a present, donate instead. I was never buying you a present in the first place, fook off with your guilt trip Just respond with "Done" and get the kudos from donating exactly what you'd have spent on a gift 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Stevo985 said: That's just weird. That's like eating a tea bag and then pouring the hot water down your throat. I worked with a bloke who always dipped his sandwiches in his tea and then ate them, like they were biscuits. I used to watch in disgust as the soggy tea-stained bread went from his mug to his mouth. "It all goes down the same way, so why not ?" he shrugged. Edited January 23, 2019 by mottaloo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Stevo985 said: That's just weird. That's like eating a tea bag and then pouring the hot water down your throat. That's actually not remotely similar at all It's like taking all the chocolate off a Club biscuit before you eat the filling and the biscuit. Perfectly normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 25 minutes ago, mottaloo said: I worked with a bloke that always dipped his sandwiches in his tea and then ate them, like they were biscuits. I used to watch in disgust as the soggy tea-stained bread went from his mug to his mouth. "It all goes down the same way, so why not ?" he shrugged. That's definitely odd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, bickster said: That's actually not remotely similar at all It's like taking all the chocolate off a Club biscuit before you eat the filling and the biscuit. Perfectly normal You're deconstructing the ingredients and eating them separately. The reason a twix is nice is because you get everything at once. If you eat the caramel separate from the biscuit separate from the chocolate then why have you bought a twix? You may as well have bought a dairy milk and a packet of digestives. Don't know about clubs. Nobody's eaten a club since 1991, but I imagine it's the same. Edited January 23, 2019 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 Just now, Stevo985 said: You're deconstructing the ingredients and eating them separately. That's exactly why your analogy doesn't work. You aren't deconstructing a cup of tea if you eat the teabag before you've made the tea, you can't deconstruct something before its made 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, bickster said: That's exactly why your analogy doesn't work. You aren't deconstructing a cup of tea if you eat the teabag before you've made the tea, you can't deconstruct something before its made Well funnily enough, I wasn't being entirely serious with the suggestion of someone eating a tea bag and pouring boiling water down their gob If you want a serious analogy, it's like receiving a lovely BLT sandwich, then eating the bread first, then the bacon, then the lettuce, then the tomato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: The reason a twix is nice is because you get everything at once. If you eat the caramel separate from the biscuit separate from the chocolate then why have you bought a twix? You may as well have bought a dairy milk and a packet of digestives. Where can you buy the caramel? You know the bit people are saving til last I remember people used to eat the chocolate off a Curly Wurly before the caramel or the chocolate off a Trio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: If you want a serious analogy, it's like receiving a lovely BLT sandwich, then eating the bread first, then the bacon, then the lettuce, then the tomato. Now I know you're taking the piss, you're a Vogon EDIT: FWIW I'd remove the lettuce and the tomato in a BLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, bickster said: EDIT: FWIW I'd remove the lettuce and the tomato in a BLT I don't think anyone is surprised by this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Davkaus said: I don't think anyone is surprised by this. I have nothing against tomatoes btw, I just don't like them in sandwiches, they make the bread too soggy. Lettuce on the other hand... just think of the pigs we could nuture on that land used up by farming the lettuce weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 Guys, guys, the real answer is no-one eats a Twix anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 25 minutes ago, bickster said: EDIT: FWIW I'd remove the lettuce and the tomato in a BLT See I wouldn't buy it as by it's a very presence in the sandwich it's tainted the flavour I'd Buy a B no LT but buying a BLT and removing the LT is a huge no no likewise Mrs H who thinks she can pass off a cheese and cucumber sandwich that the kids didn't want on me by removing the cucumber ..you can't , the cucumber has sullied the sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 People who meander along the centre of a pavement without a care in the world and somehow make overtaking them on an 8 foot wide path a bit of a challenge. People who think it’s perfectly normal to put a weeks shop through the self scan checkout. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 5 hours ago, BOF said: Is this a new packaging design or the shit U.S version where chocolate tastes rotten over there imo. On the chocolate undressing.. I used to eat a Mars bar horizontally biting all the caramel off first before eating the nougat base, or a Crunchie where by biting all the chocolate off first leaving the bare honeycomb. As for Twix, they don't have much appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, AvfcRigo82 said: Is this a new packaging design or the shit U.S version where chocolate tastes rotten over there imo. It looks like the yank version, further evidenced by the fact the chocolate looks like it has already passed through one digestive system. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: See I wouldn't buy it as by it's a very presence in the sandwich it's tainted the flavour I'd Buy a B no LT but buying a BLT and removing the LT is a huge no no likewise Mrs H who thinks she can pass off a cheese and cucumber sandwich that the kids didn't want on me by removing the cucumber ..you can't , the cucumber has sullied the sandwich I was assuming it was a gift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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