lapal_fan Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, BOF said: You know the bit at the end of a bell? That's him that is. The top of the bell? He's a top bell? haha - I get jokes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, BOF said: You know the bit at the end of a bell? That's him that is. I am reminded of the poll Citeh ran to name one of the stands in that new shit hole they now reside in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted January 22, 2019 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: A Cardiff fan has already started a tribute to Sala.. Whilst it is certainly very worrying about the disappearance of the plane, and the likeliness of him being dead is increasing, that bloke doesn't know that. But he's already put his scarf and flowers down near a Cardiff City Statue and posted a Tweet urging fans to do the same. **** off you attention seeker, I bet you didn't even know who the guy was until Saturday. Not that not knowing him matters, but it smacks of "look at me being caring" - what a biffa. People milking the death of people they never knew or particularly cared for irritates me a lot. See some Leicester fans also. Like this lad? Although it's par for the course with Liverpool fans... I mean, it really couldn't easily have been his brother. Unless his brother flew back from New York in a single-engined light aircraft. Which is probably illegal. It's not like Cardiff were sequentially signing everyone born in 1990. The absolute slice. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brumerican Posted January 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Seat68 said: Whats a camping dad? Intense. 4 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 What's with the sad face @BOF? That's solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 People who, when I'm showing them something on my laptop, use a pen to point at something and actually touch the screen with it! I have a high spec machine, which I had to fork out for when I started my own business - then in the first week I had a female client who forcibly tapped her leaky biro against it, the bitch! Excuse me love , that's a couple of grands worth of kit there! Just because you use a work supplied piece of junk that you don't give a shit about, don't assume I do. My business partner (who is complete technophobe) does it and I sound really precious when I say "can you not do that mate", arggghhh!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, lapal_fan said: A Cardiff fan has already started a tribute to Sala.. Whilst it is certainly very worrying about the disappearance of the plane, and the likeliness of him being dead is increasing, that bloke doesn't know that. But he's already put his scarf and flowers down near a Cardiff City Statue and posted a Tweet urging fans to do the same. **** off you attention seeker, I bet you didn't even know who the guy was until Saturday. Not that not knowing him matters, but it smacks of "look at me being caring" - what a biffa. People milking the death of people they never knew or particularly cared for irritates me a lot. See some Leicester fans also. If social media wasn't invented he wouldn't do it. Its purely done for attention and the hope his tweet might get picked up by a news outlet. Welcome to modern life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) Oh and Dyson hand dryers. Over-engineering of the highest level!! I get that there was the need for something better than the older generation of dryers which had about as much power as a cat's fart, but there was nothing fundamentally wrong with the design! But oh-no, Dyson had to completely revolutionise them just to appear clever didn't they!? So what've we got now? The 'airblade', a nonsensical device, requiring you to dip your hands into what is essentially a giant toaster and instead of drying them, simply blows the water up your sleeve! THEN not satisfied with one ridiculous effort, they bring out the 'airblade tap' - an even wilder contraption which, aside from rendering the sink inaccessible for normal use, thanks to it's crap sensors sets the tap and dryer off at the same time, blasting the water up and out of the sink and into your face!!! IDIOTS! Edited January 22, 2019 by GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomaszk Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, Xela said: If social media wasn't invented he wouldn't do it. Its purely done for attention and the hope his tweet might get picked up by a news outlet. Welcome to modern life. Plenty of actual news outlets will soon be reporting classy gestures soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS said: Oh and Dyson hand dryers. Over-engineering of the highest level!! I get that there was the need for something better than the older generation of dryers which had about as much power as a cat's fart, but there was nothing fundamentally wrong with the design! But oh-no, Dyson had to try and be clever and completely revolutionise them just to appear clever didn't they!? So what've we got now? The 'airblade', a nonsensical device, requiring you to dip your hands into what is essentially a giant toaster and instead of drying them, simply blows the water up your sleeve! THEN not satisfied with one ridiculous effort, they bring out the 'airblade tap' - an even wilder contraption which, aside from rendering the sink inaccessible for normal use, thanks to it's crap sensors sets the tap and dryer off at the same time, blasting the water up and out of the sink and into your face!!! IDIOTS! They offer no improvement on a pair of jeans, in fact my jeans dry my hands better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS said: Oh and Dyson hand dryers. Over-engineering of the highest level!! I get that there was the need for something better than the older generation of dryers which had about as much power as a cat's fart, but there was nothing fundamentally wrong with the design! But oh-no, Dyson had to completely revolutionise them just to appear clever didn't they!? So what've we got now? The 'airblade', a nonsensical device, requiring you to dip your hands into what is essentially a giant toaster and instead of drying them, simply blows the water up your sleeve! THEN not satisfied with one ridiculous effort, they bring out the 'airblade tap' - an even wilder contraption which, aside from rendering the sink inaccessible for normal use, thanks to it's crap sensors sets the tap and dryer off at the same time, blasting the water up and out of the sink and into your face!!! IDIOTS! you’re supposed to put your hands in at the side and bring them up, alleviating the wet sleeve issue. Edited January 22, 2019 by a m ole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS Posted January 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, a m ole said: you’re supposed to put your arms in and bring them up, alleviating the wet sleeve issue. Oh reeeeally, is that right!!? *thinks about it for a minute* Ah bugger that would make sense. 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 On 15/01/2019 at 19:57, Xela said: I'm impressed you remember the cassette. Can you remember the make of it though? Reichs-Rundfunk-Gesellschaft? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Brumerican said: What's with the sad face @BOF? That's solid. It was as close to a dear Jesus facepalm as I could get 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Just now, BOF said: It was as close to a dear Jesus facepalm as I could get You laughed. You know it. I know it. Don't be ashamed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, a m ole said: you’re supposed to put your hands in at the side and bring them up, alleviating the wet sleeve issue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 The woman I sit next to at work who since New Year has been keeping me very updated with what she is eating, how many points at weight watchers every bit of food either of us eat is, what exercise she is going to do that night and of course how much she has lost at each weekly meeting, has now started telling me about dreams she's been having about her weekly weigh ins. It's all very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: The woman I sit next to at work who since New Year has been keeping me very updated with what she is eating, how many points at weight watchers every bit of food either of us eat is, what exercise she is going to do that night and of course how much she has lost at each weekly meeting, has now started telling me about dreams she's been having about her weekly weigh ins. It's all very interesting. DHUTWU 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted January 23, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2019 14 hours ago, GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS said: Oh reeeeally, is that right!!? *thinks about it for a minute* Ah bugger that would make sense. Every now and then I read/see something on VT that makes literally laugh out loud. This post has done it for me this morning. The gif is perfect 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Every now and then I read/see something on VT that makes literally laugh out loud. This post has done it for me this morning. The gif is perfect It’s brilliant isn’t it? I’m almost tempted to deliberately get something wrong in a WhatsApp conversation with my mates just so I can use it when someone corrects me. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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