Popular Post mjmooney Posted November 29, 2017 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2017 The whole forelock-tugging deference thing really boils my piss. I always used to speculate on what would happen if one of them happened to visit my workplace, and I had to interact with them. I made my mind up, just in case - absolutely no bowing, or "your royal highness". I'd have shaken hands and said "Hi, I'm Mike. Shall I call you Charles, or Mister Windsor?". Just as well it never happened. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) That ive been with a no name internet provider in tentel since I moved into my flat in January without any issues or problems at all, they got swallowed up by talk talk a few months ago and now its all changed over I'm having huge problems. Its completely gone down today. No internet access at all. Useless company. Edited November 29, 2017 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 There's a sky tv ad going around on the radio where a couple worry about their kids and parents can't watch what they want at Christmas. It gives me an image of a whole family in different rooms in the house at Christmas watching television separately. **** off. Turn the TV off and watch mom get comatose on prosecco 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 I know VT is a Royal hating socialist state () but despite the wealth I almost feel sorry for the Royals. They're born into a life where they can get no privacy They can never do what I have done today - go into town, have a full English at the pub and then look at tits on my smartphone. A quick mooch around M&S Food Hall and then drive home blasting Smooth FM Actually when I write it down, I can see why they wouldn't want to do it! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Could Be Rotterdam Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 A guy on the train has answered two phone calls by saying 'yo! What you saying?'. He's also dressed like rocky running up and down the steps in philadelphia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 29, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2017 Some bloke from JLS on the Yorkshire local news talking about the MOBO awards at the Leeds arena. "We (JLS) were the second act ever to play here. Rod Stewart opened it, and we were second". Actually, Bruce Springsteen opened it (I was there), and Elton John was second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 29, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2017 Something that pisses me off (that shouldn't) - things that piss my wife off (that shouldn't). Every year, she does this rant about how Christmas lights should be red and green, not white or (especially) blue. I mean, I sort of agree, but I don't really care enough to keep saying it every time I see a blue light-draped tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 hour ago, This Could Be Rotterdam said: A guy on the train has answered two phone calls by saying 'yo! What you saying?'. He's also dressed like rocky running up and down the steps in philadelphia. He'd be one of the first to go in the revolution. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 45 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Something that pisses me off (that shouldn't) - things that piss my wife off (that shouldn't). Every year, she does this rant about how Christmas lights should be red and green, not white or (especially) blue. Leviticus 5:17. They shall light thy tree in the colour of grass and blood, except the fuse bulb which shalt have a dash of white. *Obviously the bible was written before LED lights. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Xela said: I know VT is a Royal hating socialist state () but despite the wealth I almost feel sorry for the Royals. They're born into a life where they can get no privacy They can never do what I have done today - go into town, have a full English at the pub and then look at tits on my smartphone. A quick mooch around M&S Food Hall and then drive home blasting Smooth FM I think they do the pub/shop/slightly normal things around Sandringham. You could also ask your chef for anything from the M&S website and if they couldn't knock up something better? It would arrive later (Phizzy Pig Tails?) Also pretty sure the Royal vehicles and Royal telly are capable of picking up Smooth, Magic or even Rinse at Buck Palace - Everyone would have to put up with it as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 29, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 29, 2017 Sarah Huckabee-Sanders. Not someone who shouldn't piss me off. She absolutely should. But what an absolutely vile creature she is, making a living telling bare-faced lies to cover the arse of her nylon-bonced paymaster. Even today she defended him retweeting Britain First, saying he highlighted "real threats that we have to talk about". Arsehole. I'd love to shout at her until both her eyes point the right way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted November 30, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2017 You have to admire her creativity in coming up with justifications/defenses for The Donald's indefensible actions, though. And her ability to stand there and make those statements as though they are perfectly logical and reasonable and there's no reason anyone shouldn't see it the same way. It's actually quite a talent that, if it weren't possessed by such a vile twunt, could potentially be put to good use and/or provide entertainment more substantial than the morbid amusement it evokes in many of us. On second thought, naaah. You don't have to admire it at all. F**k her, the useless tool! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 10 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: Sarah Huckabee-Sanders. Not someone who shouldn't piss me off. She absolutely should. But what an absolutely vile creature she is, making a living telling bare-faced lies to cover the arse of her nylon-bonced paymaster. Even today she defended him retweeting Britain First, saying he highlighted "real threats that we have to talk about". Arsehole. I'd love to shout at her until both her eyes point the right way. I often think about how it'll eventually catch up (or if it will at all) with their conscious's. Can you imagine, when all is said and done, and you reflect on what you've achieved and done over the course of your life, that that is the path you've chosen to take? It might pay the bills now (and some), but their actions could have repercussions on her kids, her kids kids and even further. We're meant to be making the world a better place than when we found it, seems to me that people are so selfish now-a-days that that lesson has evaporated from modern culture morality. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted December 1, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2017 I'm suspended for 12 months from donating blood because my missus got a tattoo done. But if I get myself a tattoo I'm only banned for 6 months. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tegis said: But if I get myself a tattoo I'm only banned for 6 months. Even if it is a "I have bad Aids" tattoo ? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Tegis said: I'm suspended for 12 months from donating blood because my missus got a tattoo done. But if I get myself a tattoo I'm only banned for 6 months. Eh? How's that work then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 1, 2017 Moderator Share Posted December 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: Eh? How's that work then? The nasty stuff could leave her blood stream anytime in the next six months when they have rough rumpy pumpy bum sex, so that gives it another six months in his blood stream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 1, 2017 Moderator Share Posted December 1, 2017 On 29/11/2017 at 14:18, mjmooney said: The whole forelock-tugging deference thing really boils my piss. I always used to speculate on what would happen if one of them happened to visit my workplace, and I had to interact with them. I made my mind up, just in case - absolutely no bowing, or "your royal highness". I'd have shaken hands and said "Hi, I'm Mike. Shall I call you Charles, or Mister Windsor?". Just as well it never happened. I'd have gone for Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, not Windsor personally 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 1, 2017 Moderator Share Posted December 1, 2017 That the American Actress is used to the limelight but the Royal walkabout will take some getting used to.. (A line I've just heard at least three times in various guises on the News It's not bloody news Why the flying feck will walking about shaking peoples hands and smiling take some fecking getting used to? I also couldn't give a shite what handbag and shoes shes sodding wearing Royal Correspondents are now on the list come the glorious day, well towards the top of the queue for being first against the wall, though umbrella manufacturers are still top 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, bickster said: The nasty stuff could leave her blood stream anytime in the next six months when they have rough rumpy pumpy bum sex, so that gives it another six months in his blood stream And there's almost certainly a correlation between girls who have tattoos and girls who do the anals I reckon. Actually, I take that back, my mom has loads of tattoos. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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