villa4europe Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Thursday night wedding girlfriends mate so I said you drink I'll drive, in a 5 hour span she drank 3 units Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Nobbly Bobbly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 36 minutes ago, villa4europe said: Thursday night wedding girlfriends mate so I said you drink I'll drive, in a 5 hour span she drank 3 units This happens to me, I have a 40th next weekend, my wife's brother and I am on driving duty, I know she will only have one as I am not drinking, utterly pointless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Nobbly Bobbly Have you tried youghurt ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Seat68 said: This happens to me, I have a 40th next weekend, my wife's brother and I am on driving duty, I know she will only have one as I am not drinking, utterly pointless. My ex used to play that one all the time. If I was drinking coke and driving she would drink coke. If she was driving I'd have a few beers and she would drink too. Ending up in a row and getting a taxi then having to pick the car up next day. If you want a drink fine, I'll drive...if not, you drive, and I'll get smashed!! Easy pops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 25, 2017 Moderator Share Posted August 25, 2017 1 hour ago, RimmyJimmer said: If I was drinking coke and driving she would drink coke. If she was driving I'd have a few beers and she would drink too. I can't conceive of the mind that thinks that way. How TF does someone think 'yeah I'll do that. That makes sense' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 On 8/24/2017 at 18:40, trekka said: For the 2nd night running my private car parking space has been taken up by a big white beast. I own that space (literally, as it is part of the deeds to the flat that I own). It's not a huge issue on the evening as there are plenty of parking spaces (it's undercover and access controlled) but my fear is that during busy periods (e.g. on the weekend) I'll turn up to find no space available whatsoever (part of it is also a public car park). I'm just waiting for the day when I'll have to take it further if they persist (all I could smell was a huge waft of something not entirely legal when going up to the car to place a polite notice on the windscreen). The thing that gets me is that I've seen the car in a similarly privately owned space in the same area for the best part of a year. In any case, I've made the parking management aware. For now, it's a cat and mouse game to see who gets there first! Set fire to the offending car. I have 2 allocated spaces in my complex, being a top floor and more expensive apartment, yet people used to think just because I only have 1 car that they could park in my other space. No way Jose! I'll just block you in. They don't do it now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted August 25, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2017 Just now, Xela said: Set fire to the offending car. I have 2 allocated spaces in my complex, being a top floor and more expensive apartment, yet people used to think just because I only have 1 car that they could park in my other space. No way Jose! I'll just block you in. They don't do it now. Ha! I phoned the concierge last night. Low and behold when I was leaving for work early this morning the said car was parked somewhere else . Now that's service! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 22 minutes ago, trekka said: I phoned the concierge last night. Oooooh, get you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Heartburn. **** off you piece of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted August 25, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2017 (edited) 22 minutes ago, snowychap said: Oooooh, get you. The funny thing is that I've had a concierge before. He called me Dave (my name isn't Dave). He was a lovely chap who did anything for everyone but I think I annoyed him when I moved out. I politely told him that my name wasn't Dave, it is Rodney. Edited August 25, 2017 by trekka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 25, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2017 3 hours ago, trekka said: Low and behold *Lo* You're welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 My missus pissing off to reading festival leaving the house in a tip. Washing up, clothes basket full, bottles to be sterilised, etc etc . Hope it pisses down on them and Eminem falls off the stage and breaks his leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 "I can't believe this time last week/month/year I was in *foreign location*" SO **** WHAT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 That I just realised it's one year since I was in Tanzania 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 41 minutes ago, Phumfeinz said: "I can't believe this time last week/month/year I was in *foreign location*" SO **** WHAT Stop moaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 26, 2017 Moderator Share Posted August 26, 2017 48 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Stop moaning. In the moaning thread? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 29 minutes ago, bickster said: In the moaning thread? Really? Sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 26, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted August 26, 2017 2 hours ago, bickster said: In the moaning thread? Really? But if he'd approved of your moaning, he wouldn't have been moaning, and would therefore have been off topic for the thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 The elephant man guy from undateables who can't speak properly doing the voice over bits between shows on channel 4. I understand inclusion and equal opportunities etc... but getting someone you can barely understand to do voice over stuff is just stupid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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