Ingram85 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 I've had 10 days off, last day off tomorrow. I'm looking forward to going back to see a few colleagues but within 5 minutes I'll hate the world again and want to nuclear decimate everything in my way. Still, get to wear my new coca cola xmas jumper from argos which will gratifyingly annoy a few at work. Other than xmas gift shopping I've completely wasted my time off tbh, playing videogames, porn, youtube etc... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted December 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Ingram85 said: I've completely wasted my time off tbh, playing videogames, porn, youtube etc... Wasted?! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 4 hours ago, mottaloo said: All the lads in the office will have missed you, even in a ghey way. Also, they get to carry on taking the piss out of you ! #bantzzz Day wasn't too bad... it was good to see some of the words removed there as well. How are you pal? Still turning up for dates dressed like a hobo? #ArchbishopOfBanterbury 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 8 hours ago, lapal_fan said: I drink my coffee like I like my men, extremely strong and black HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I won't mention penis size though, because I know that is very racist (God bless VT and it's educational value). Only messing. Yes @Genie coffee makes me poop, and if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. If you like black men as a sexual preference, then that’s being attracted to someone because of their skin colour, and is also racist. Please subject yourself to thirty days of woke education by reading: The Guardian opinion section, Buzzfeed, and Vice. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted December 2, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2019 "OK boomer". 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Xela said: Day wasn't too bad... it was good to see some of the words removed there as well. How are you pal? Still turning up for dates dressed like a hobo? #ArchbishopOfBanterbury If u mean did I go on a date wearing my jogging bottoms, then yes. Yes i did ! She said i was scum ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilko154 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 On 22/11/2019 at 22:06, A'Villan said: My birth mark. Just had to be on my willy, didn't it? I can relate to this as I thought I had similar but unnoticed. I now realise it's a bruise from it thudding into the bottom of the urinal each day. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 The sad demise of dairy milk. Regardless of the cheapened recipe, the shape is all wrong. Just had a ‘big’ bar, they used to be so thick you’d have to snap them with the heel of your hand, and it would never break along the grooves. I’d melt a cube in my mouth for a good 5 minutes. If you’re going to make them smaller and charge the same, you cheap words removed, just cut a line off or reduce the area of the square. The thin base sucks and if i wanted rounded edges that don’t awkwardly poke the roof of my mouth i’d eat a bullshit galaxy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) Our Trezegeut fan club comes with it’s downsides. This pic has over 3k angry faces on Facebook within 15 minutes, doesn’t reflect well on us! Edited December 4, 2019 by Wainy316 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 When you drag your fat arse off the sofa to play football and do some form of exercise to end up in A&E the next day (where I’m sat right now) with potential broken foot. FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 4, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2019 33 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: Our Trezegeut fan club comes with it’s downsides. This pic has over 3k angry faces on Facebook within 15 minutes, doesn’t reflect well on us! What's that all about then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: What's that all about then? The badge or the downside to having an army of Egyptian fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 4, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, bannedfromHandV said: The badge or the downside to having an army of Egyptian fans? The badge. I assume it's an LGBT thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, mjmooney said: The badge. I assume it's an LGBT thing? Indeed it is. LGBTQPTIPHGXYT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: The badge. I assume it's an LGBT thing? It was ‘rainbow laces’ last weekend. An attempt to tell players and fans it doesn’t matter what your sexuality is. Part of raising awareness and wearing down cretins’ resistance to the modern world. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 4, 2019 Moderator Share Posted December 4, 2019 I've got the day off but I'm responding to emails from home. My boss (who is fast becoming a clueless cretin) has decided to take over one of my email accounts and is now also responding to the emails as well as me. I'm off for ONE DAY, not a week, not a fortnight, ONE DAY He's also answering them about two hours after I've replied, thankfully it's him that looks to be a tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, bannedfromHandV said: When you drag your fat arse off the sofa to play football and do some form of exercise to end up in A&E the next day (where I’m sat right now) with potential broken foot. FFS. Had exactly the same earlier in the year. It was only my 3rd time going, on 3g pitch or some bollocks. Broke my big toe. Never been back. Some lads think it's the world cup and that they will win a trophy or something. Take it way too seriously. Calm down you plank, it's a 5 a side after work in hall green. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ingram85 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 4, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: Had exactly the same earlier in the year. It was only my 3rd time going, on 3g pitch or some bollocks. Broke my big toe. Never been back. Some lads think it's the world cup and that they will win a trophy or something. Take it way too seriously. Calm down you plank, it's a 5 a side after work in hall green. That's exactly why I quit playing a decade ago. It was the worst quality of football* I'd ever played but so many of them took it so seriously that it took all the fun out of it. Being bawled out by a bloke to couldn't trap a bag of sand for not passing to him or being scythed down by a maniac was not my idea of fun. *I'm not suggesting I ever played to a particularly high level though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, choffer said: That's exactly why I quit playing a decade ago. It was the worst quality of football* I'd ever played but so many of them took it so seriously that it took all the fun out of it. Being bawled out by a bloke to couldn't trap a bag of sand for not passing to him or being scythed down by a maniac was not my idea of fun. *I'm not suggesting I ever played to a particularly high level though. We used to play in a Powerleague league a few years back - probably in division 3 out of 8 (to gauge standard). Quit after playing in a game where the opposition threatened to put us "in the QMC" (main hospital in Nottingham) and put in some appalling challenges thereafter. After the ref gave us like the 1000th free kick of the game and said he'd called the game off if it continued, one of them broke his nose. Obviously they got chucked out, but we couldn't be arsed after that "season" ended. We now play an organised game between ourselves each week which is competitive without the mindless violence. Convinced that about 70% of people who play there are just chav scum tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 4, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, bobzy said: We used to play in a Powerleague league a few years back I used to play in a church league. Games always started with a prayer and almost always finished in a brawl. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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