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Present for she who shall not be named hasn't turned up yet.

Bollocks.

Dunno what the chances of them delivering on Christmas eve is, but I'm guessing slim!

Giant Toblerone then?
It turned up this morning.

Christmas is saved!!!

(I'm being dramatic, she wasn't bothered either way. It annoyed me though)

Its a trap

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BBC's "Five Moment's that Captured 2014"

 

Ebola Crisis

Boko Haram kidnapping school girls

MH17 shot down

Conflict in Syria

 

And...

 

Ed Miliband pictured eating a bacon sandwich.

 

Yes, because that is really right up there with the rest of them. Ridiculous.

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BBC's "Five Moment's that Captured 2014"

Ebola Crisis

Boko Haram kidnapping school girls

MH17 shot down

Conflict in Syria

And...

Ed Miliband pictured eating a bacon sandwich.

Yes, because that is really right up there with the rest of them. Ridiculous.

The lefty BBC at it again :)

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Gifts exchanged with the gf.

She was Delighted with her new laptop but apparently me mentioning that she bought me tickets to a show she really wants to see sounded ungrateful.

Add to the tickets, a blu-Ray she knows I already have (she forgot we watched it at mine three weeks ago), a game of bop-it (a game she loves, apparently) and some novelty Christmas socks.

I think the only useful present is the Mr Grumpy mug.

It's early days but I think this Christmas isn't going to end well.

Anyone fancy going to the theatre next week?

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BBC's "Five Moment's that Captured 2014"

Ebola Crisis

Boko Haram kidnapping school girls

MH17 shot down

Conflict in Syria

And...

Ed Miliband pictured eating a bacon sandwich.

Yes, because that is really right up there with the rest of them. Ridiculous.

The lefty BBC at it again :)

 

 

Oh Tony, hurry up and go on holiday ;)

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The cat wasn't impressed with the laser pen I bought it ... I was sure it was going to have hours of fun chasing the red dot around or pretending to be a sniper and putting red dots on people's foreheads

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Gifts exchanged with the gf.

She was Delighted with her new laptop but apparently me mentioning that she bought me tickets to a show she really wants to see sounded ungrateful.

Add to the tickets, a blu-Ray she knows I already have (she forgot we watched it at mine three weeks ago), a game of bop-it (a game she loves, apparently) and some novelty Christmas socks.

I think the only useful present is the Mr Grumpy mug.

It's early days but I think this Christmas isn't going to end well.

Anyone fancy going to the theatre next week?

 

Sounds like you got the best Christmas gift anyone can ever get - anagnorisis. 

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Gifts exchanged with the gf.

She was Delighted with her new laptop but apparently me mentioning that she bought me tickets to a show she really wants to see sounded ungrateful.

Add to the tickets, a blu-Ray she knows I already have (she forgot we watched it at mine three weeks ago), a game of bop-it (a game she loves, apparently) and some novelty Christmas socks.

I think the only useful present is the Mr Grumpy mug.

It's early days but I think this Christmas isn't going to end well.

Anyone fancy going to the theatre next week?

Being the petty **** that I am I'd get her a box of chocolates, socks and cheap on sale perfume next Xmas.

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