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Chop chop! Lets all gawp at Newcastle (again)


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Mail have now added a recording of the interview to their site.
 

I like "..but that's the sssnidey presss...it'ss water off a duck'ss arssse..."

 

He doesn't sound pissed.  Or "pissssed" as he would sssay.  It's more like random half-formed thoughts drift across his consciousness, and he spits them out like little gobbets of undigested food, like he was a little surprised to find them there.  Or like a monkey in a cage that's too small, flinging odd bits of shit at passers-by.

 

 

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He sounds like a depressed, hammered fresh divorcee at his best mates wedding.

 

"It's part and part of the game"

"I've been through every stage of my life."

"No one's got a nego, I haven't got a nego." :lol:

 

The list of players he uses to describe why he's suitable for the job is fantastic, it's actually like a list of reasons he isn't. It's players who retired 15 years ago and were good 20 years ago.

 

This is going to be immense.

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Already made a bid for evertons victor anchovie apparently

So not Rain Wooney like the Newcastle caller above suggested?

Absolutely **** deluded. At least now we can have a genuinely good laugh at them unlike when they were actually challenging for things.

Would be nice to give them a hiding this season.

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