DJ_Villain Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Birmingham City liquidated. Ground sold to be replaced by worlds first Oxfam superstore. Players to go back to living in the real world and become butchers, postal workers, rapists and binmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Don't really need anything new, just recykle the one from 82 "VILLA: KINGS OF EUROPE" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) Benteke and Weimann both renew their contracts till 2020 Bannan quits professional football to pursue acting career in the hobbit part 3 Edited May 17, 2013 by AshVilla 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 "Superstar Salifou turns down Real Madrid and Barcelona, opts to return to Aston Villa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 Brad Guzan Has More Clean Sheets Than Harrison's Dry Cleaners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Doug Ellis : Time To Fess Up, I'm A Cnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) Robbie Savage ass raped by a herd of elephants Edited May 17, 2013 by mikeyp102 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Robbie Savage ass raped by a herd of elephants That's not funny man. The poor elephants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 Alex Ferguson Installed as New Man City Boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubbs Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Man u, man city,chelsea, arsenal, liverpook, ,everton, ,newcastle, spurs, wba, norwich and swansea all demoted to division 2 for finincial irregularities. Ronaldo and Falcao demand free transfers to Villa.Alex Mcleish takes Old Trafford reigns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitsend Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Why is this thread yet to turn into a The Day Today homage. "John Terry buried in dog avalanche" "Bouncing elephantitis woman destroys St Andrews" THIS IS THE NEWS!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Birmingham City's famous gypsy's curse found to be a hoax.........they're just shit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironsid Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 "Douglas Ellis buys Manchester United. Is quoted as saying, "They will make a good feeder club for Aston Villa". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) Robbie Savage ass raped by a herd of elephants He's over there mate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Edited May 17, 2013 by turnbull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slabsquare Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Oliver Holt's Head Successfully removed From Mon's Backside! Oliver Holt's Head Successfully Removed From Oliver Holt PL Sanction Use Of Holt-Head Ball for 2013/14 Season O'Neill Disappears Up Own Backside After Holt Head Removal Biggest Club In Country's Second Biggest City Finally Realises Potential - Media Left Disorientated Villa To Take Season Off After Lambert Admits "Our 30 Years Of World Domination Is Starting To Spoil The Game" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 Villa Fans Rip The Piss Out Of Whelan As Latics Bow Out Of The Premier League! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Lerner at Villa Match shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 Brown Envelope Found In Hong Kong Jail - (Pannu Believe It?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) "Ron Saunders delighted to see his name is on The Scottish Stand". "Former Villa chairman insisted upon the change and gifts the club £30m to spend on players in the summer transfer window" "Messi & Ronaldo ask Barca and Real not to stand in the way of their dream moves to Villa Park". "Moyes unhappy with "Lambo Time" as Villa clinch yet another title against his once competitive Manchester club". "Benteke hits his 215th league goal and his 49th of the season to equal Hampton and Pongo's Villa scoring records". "Chelsea, Arsenal and the Manchester clubs are unhappy with SKY's Villa bias". "Liverpool aim to become a feeder club for Aston Villa". "Aston Villa once again hold the record number of FA Cup wins as they clinch their 10th double". Edited May 17, 2013 by John 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted May 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 17, 2013 Headmaster sacked for using Lampard's face as Satellite Dish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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