Xela Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Strange thing to wank to. The rumour of Les Ferdinand joining was enough to make any teenage boy ejaculate over the telephone table. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I remember seeing those clubcall things on teletext, if it was flashing then I had to keep checking to if anything came of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 On valentines night, my girlfriend let me finish on a place she maybe wouldn't always let me. Halfway through finishing, I looked up and she was checking her nails. It kind of put me off my stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I remember seeing those clubcall things on teletext, if it was flashing then I had to keep checking to if anything came of it. Intentional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 On valentines night, my girlfriend let me finish on a place she maybe wouldn't always let me. Halfway through finishing, I looked up and she was checking her nails. It kind of put me off my stroke. I don't get how you looked up? Surely you were standing and she was on her knees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 He couldn't have been finishing on her face if she had time to inspect her nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 On valentines night, my girlfriend let me finish on a place she maybe wouldn't always let me. Halfway through finishing, I looked up and she was checking her nails. It kind of put me off my stroke. I don't get how you looked up? Surely you were standing and she was on her knees? Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Strange thing to wank to. The rumour of Les Ferdinand joining was enough to make any teenage boy ejaculate over the telephone table. what a player he was, I think I speak for all of villa talk when I say we would of been wanking with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 On valentines night, my girlfriend let me finish on a place she maybe wouldn't always let me. Halfway through finishing, I looked up and she was checking her nails. It kind of put me off my stroke. Not good dude, she must be bored. Time to DHUTWU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 25, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2014 Yeah in all seriousness, if I found my gf doing that I'd have to have a serious word with myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Just out of curiosity, why are confessions 'made'? Surely the line should be 'I have a confession'? I know it's accepted English, but it is quite interesting, as it doesn't make much sense. 'I have a tale to tell' makes sense, but surely a confession is just a confession, and doesn't have to be 'made'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Ha you lot can't satisfy the ladies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 25, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2014 Ha you lot can't satisfy the ladies! Try me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Nah, I'm not having that, she was chuffed to bits with my performance before hand, she just wasn't bothered about that bit. I mean, she didn't yawn once during. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Just out of curiosity, why are confessions 'made'? Surely the line should be 'I have a confession'? I know it's accepted English, but it is quite interesting, as it doesn't make much sense. 'I have a tale to tell' makes sense, but surely a confession is just a confession, and doesn't have to be 'made'?A confession is an admission, isn't it? So something one would make thus, "I have a confession (to make)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Strange thing to wank to. Coffee everywhere, thanks for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Ha you lot can't satisfy the ladies! very brave comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I can guarantee to get a woman moaning loudly during sex. I wipe my knob on the curtains. *ba dum tsh* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I can guarantee to get a woman moaning loudly during sex. I wipe my knob on the curtains. *ba dum tsh* During? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You lot are ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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