Rugeley Villa Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 how weird but cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Oh right so the man who was following me around at the train station was a photographer I so got "papped" Seriously. no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I haven't seen villajax online today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I always see Jenny as the most recent post in this thread and hope for a sordid confession but it's usually just her tutting at our ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Strange how if you follow people around it is considered stalking but if you have a camera and pretend to be a photographer it's all good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 "papped"... Seriously. no. You're flavour of the month. Don't court them and keep your nose clean and they usually lose interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Least i was wearing jeans.I have now located the article, and it seems it has happened to my parents too! Krazy times! I don't think it was Ajax. The dude want wearing a lego tshirt "papped"... Seriously. no. You're flavour of the month. Don't court them and keep your nose clean and they usually lose interest. So i shouldn't snort coke on bins then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Well... it worked for Kate Moss, but that was an exception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Took some photos of Jenny today... from a distance. Don't think she saw me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I saw the tree move. I just thought it was a big pigeon. Obviously not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I am a miserable recovering drug addict but jenny brought a smile to my face when she won was top when she said her mam was a bit northern. Not my confession but yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I saw the tree move. I just thought it was a big pigeon. Obviously not. And they tried telling me my disguise would never work! I am a miserable recovering drug addict but jenny brought a smile to my face when she won was top when she said her mam was a bit northern. Not my confession but yeah Was it from a 'friend'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 "papped"... Seriously. no. You're flavour of the month. Don't court them and keep your nose clean and they usually lose interest. She can just pass it off as snow. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Once, back in my days at uni, I ended up back at home with an absolute monstrosity of a woman - she was at least twenty stone, and had a chin like Bruce Forsyth. I barely remember the night apart from her having a gaping chasm of a minge - I could barely tell if I was in or not. Anyway, in the morning, I was feeling randy but had no condoms and no desire to impregnate the beast. Somehow, and I'm not sure how it began, I started rutting her enormous gut, which felt pretty good, giving truth to the phrase "more cushion for the pushin". I really got into it, and before I knew it, I shocked her with a blast of spunk to the underside of her massive chin. Thanks for this, cheered me up after a miserable day in the office. Plus it ended the train talk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2014 That song is over 15 minutes long. What do you think this is, the 70s?I wish. Still at least I have the memories, unlike most of you deprived kids. Anyhow, that track is from 2013. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I'm a little bit in love with Miss Jones. The missus (not fiance, fiancé, fiancée or financee) knows this and is also aware of the fact that if jenny ever knocks on my door then the gf goes. My replacement is Channing Tatum apparently. Strange this comes only after she won a medal at Sochi. Pfft, bronze-digger 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Once, back in my days at uni, I ended up back at home with an absolute monstrosity of a woman - she was at least twenty stone, and had a chin like Bruce Forsyth. I barely remember the night apart from her having a gaping chasm of a minge - I could barely tell if I was in or not. Anyway, in the morning, I was feeling randy but had no condoms and no desire to impregnate the beast. Somehow, and I'm not sure how it began, I started rutting her enormous gut, which felt pretty good, giving truth to the phrase "more cushion for the pushin". I really got into it, and before I knew it, I shocked her with a blast of spunk to the underside of her massive chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Once, back in my days at uni, I ended up back at home with an absolute monstrosity of a woman - she was at least twenty stone, and had a chin like Bruce Forsyth. I barely remember the night apart from her having a gaping chasm of a minge - I could barely tell if I was in or not. Anyway, in the morning, I was feeling randy but had no condoms and no desire to impregnate the beast. Somehow, and I'm not sure how it began, I started rutting her enormous gut, which felt pretty good, giving truth to the phrase "more cushion for the pushin". I really got into it, and before I knew it, I shocked her with a blast of spunk to the underside of her massive chin. It sounds like the sex scenes in 'The Room' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Once, back in my days at uni, I ended up back at home with an absolute monstrosity of a woman - she was at least twenty stone, and had a chin like Bruce Forsyth. I barely remember the night apart from her having a gaping chasm of a minge - I could barely tell if I was in or not. Anyway, in the morning, I was feeling randy but had no condoms and no desire to impregnate the beast. Somehow, and I'm not sure how it began, I started rutting her enormous gut, which felt pretty good, giving truth to the phrase "more cushion for the pushin". I really got into it, and before I knew it, I shocked her with a blast of spunk to the underside of her massive chin. Thanks for this, cheered me up after a miserable day in the office. Plus it ended the train talk I too have a story about a small train entering a particularly large tunnel , if you're interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Once, back in my days at uni, I ended up back at home with an absolute monstrosity of a woman - she was at least twenty stone, and had a chin like Bruce Forsyth. I barely remember the night apart from her having a gaping chasm of a minge - I could barely tell if I was in or not. Anyway, in the morning, I was feeling randy but had no condoms and no desire to impregnate the beast. Somehow, and I'm not sure how it began, I started rutting her enormous gut, which felt pretty good, giving truth to the phrase "more cushion for the pushin". I really got into it, and before I knew it, I shocked her with a blast of spunk to the underside of her massive chin. Did she like being belly ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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