troon_villan Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Jenny are you a......... Vegetarian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 No but i can squirt.... Tomato sauce from a bottle pretty easily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 (edited) Reading this thread, you lot do an awesome awesome job of making me feel like a normal human being Edited March 3, 2014 by theunderstudy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Lies, I bet you've got some hideous secrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Reading this thread, you lot do an awesome awesome job of making me feel like a normal human being He once saw a girl's boob. Ran to the toilet. No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Reading this thread, you lot do an awesome awesome job of making me feel like a normal human being He once saw a girl's boob. Ran to the toilet. No? Who, me? Lies, I bet you've got some hideous secrets. All my skeletons are buried in the garden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 3, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 3, 2014 I'm batting 1.000 in the making women squirt department.It's a key part of my arsenal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 3, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 3, 2014 A key part of anyone's arsenal... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Hold me chaps. I'm there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I watch the TV show 'Girls' and rather enjoy it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I don't really know what the phrase "Zero sum game" means... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I watch the TV show 'Girls' and rather enjoy it. I love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I'm batting 1.000 in the making women squirt department. It's a key part of my arsenal... Sample size Levi... I'm batting below the Mendoza line, but I'm awesome in the field. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I've got in to a bad habit of pissing in the kitchen sink instead of going the toilet. Mrs goes spare but can't help it. Bloke I used to work with does it and I've ended up doing it. Must admit though for some strange reason it feels better when I do it in kitchen. Filthy I know and a pain in the arse for the mrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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villaajax Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I've got in to a bad habit of pissing in the kitchen sink instead of going the toilet. Mrs goes spare but can't help it. Bloke I used to work with does it and I've ended up doing it. Must admit though for some strange reason it feels better when I do it in kitchen. Filthy I know and a pain in the arse for the mrs. Well, that's one way to wash the dishes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I've got in to a bad habit of pissing in the kitchen sink instead of going the toilet. Mrs goes spare but can't help it. Bloke I used to work with does it and I've ended up doing it. Must admit though for some strange reason it feels better when I do it in kitchen. Filthy I know and a pain in the arse for the mrs. Holy ****. How many more **** up secrets have you got? And do you need to stand on a stole/chair first? My sink is too high if I stand on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I've got in to a bad habit of pissing in the kitchen sink instead of going the toilet. Mrs goes spare but can't help it. Bloke I used to work with does it and I've ended up doing it. Must admit though for some strange reason it feels better when I do it in kitchen. Filthy I know and a pain in the arse for the mrs. Holy ****. How many more **** up secrets have you got? And do you need to stand on a stole/chair first? My sink is too high if I stand on the floor. Did you find that out by making a mess of your cupboard doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I've got in to a bad habit of pissing in the kitchen sink instead of going the toilet. Mrs goes spare but can't help it. Bloke I used to work with does it and I've ended up doing it. Must admit though for some strange reason it feels better when I do it in kitchen. Filthy I know and a pain in the arse for the mrs. Holy ****. How many more **** up secrets have you got? And do you need to stand on a stole/chair first? My sink is too high if I stand on the floor. Nice try you're clearly looking for tips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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