rjw63 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I am a zider drinkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I gulp semen from a test tube and call my non existent wife Jaffararaton. I love cooking hearty food and then throwing it into the bin in a fit of pique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avflife Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Derek Branning, recently deceased from my role in Eastenders (25th December) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted December 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted December 29, 2012 I'm Scuba Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Christ, is nobody going to give the lad a serious answer? I'm David, 29 from Birmingham but currently living in London. I'm a recovering sex addict and I recently broke a mans jaw with one punch which clearly means it wasn't a lucky shot and that I am in fact, **** nails. Welcome to the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted December 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted December 29, 2012 ^^^^ He genuinely is **** nails. Just agree with everything he says and you'll be fine. He's like Villa Talk's version of Trevor Cleaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I have been called many things in my life, but never ginger. You starting something?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Is **** nails part of the aversion therapy? Pretty extreme of you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Is **** nails part of the aversion therapy? Pretty extreme of you ask me. Even worse, the nails DMUTWU.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Christ, is nobody going to give the lad a serious answer? Christ, unlikely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I'm your worst nightmare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I'm your worst nightmare! Well you are a sexually attractive female, of that we can be certain. Not that you like to make it obvious. (I've taken to not using emoticons anymore, I apologise in advance should I upset anyone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 (edited) My name is dAVe80. I am the 80th of the dAVes, I live in the North, half way between Winterfell and The Wall, but am originally from Middle Earth, Edited December 29, 2012 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Hi, welcome to the site. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Stay in Off Topic, and avoid users who are Complete Idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leebarnett2004 Posted December 29, 2012 Author Share Posted December 29, 2012 Do you actually like Barney or did you just pick Barney for fun? I mean, I really really like cats with wigs, so thats why I picked mine, for example It's my nickname mate because of my second name Christ, is nobody going to give the lad a serious answer? I'm David, 29 from Birmingham but currently living in London. I'm a recovering sex addict and I recently broke a mans jaw with one punch which clearly means it wasn't a lucky shot and that I am in fact, **** nails. Welcome to the forum. Lol cheers mate, and I hope the lad recovers lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted December 29, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted December 29, 2012 My name's Steve and I like underwater diving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted December 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted December 29, 2012 I am the destroyer of worlds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I am whoever I say I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 In all seriousness, I am Richard, from brum, work in mental health, chase unobtainable women and lament the fact all my mates are settling down while i'm single and have no-one to go out drinking with. Also spend far too much time playing Skyrim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Hi I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such threads as...actually you probably won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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