Zatman Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 Hes bloody slow aswell. One of footballs biggest myths. I would say in our squad only Gabby, Bent and N'zogbia would comfortably beat him in a foot race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Hes bloody slow aswell. One of footballs biggest myths. I would say in our squad only Gabby, Bent and N'zogbia would comfortably beat him in a foot race along with he is fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niall Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Hes bloody slow aswell. One of footballs biggest myths. I would say in our squad only Gabby, Bent and N'zogbia would comfortably beat him in a foot race along with he is fat another myth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereford-Villan Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dunne for a big CB is surprisingly quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Yep, Dunne isn't slow. He's decent pace for a centre back. Maybe not over first couple yards but definitely 10+ yards, not many strikers will take him for pace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNichollsToe Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Before i take any more egg, the wazack in me still says he looks a little slow :oops: Maybe not in a sprint, but his reactions. (Well said CNT, dig yourself in deeper ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brittain22 Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Hes bloody slow aswell. One of footballs biggest myths. I would say in our squad only Gabby, Bent and N'zogbia would comfortably beat him in a foot race along with he is fat another myth I think Dunne just suffers from this opinion because he has an odd body shape that makes him look immovable and fat. Our best defender by a good margin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazdavies79 Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 He is slow where it counts, turning, changing direction. He is prone to the odd error and is poor with the ball. Very decisive tackler though, in his credit. With our finances as they are we will have to make do with our back four for a while, but a lack of speed at CB is an Achilles heel I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNichollsToe Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 He is slow where it counts, turning, changing direction. He is prone to the odd error and is poor with the ball. Very decisive tackler though, in his credit. With our finances as they are we will have to make do with our back four for a while, but a lack of speed at CB is an Achilles heel I feel. We do have Clarke, whom i think will stake a massive claim as the season progresses. That other lad Baker, looks the bees knees aswell. Pity hes injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 He is slow where it counts, turning, changing direction. He is prone to the odd error and is poor with the ball. Very decisive tackler though, in his credit. With our finances as they are we will have to make do with our back four for a while, but a lack of speed at CB is an Achilles heel I feel. We do have Clarke, whom i think will stake a massive claim as the season progresses. That other lad Baker, looks the bees knees aswell. Pity hes injured. Yeah Bakere looks decent, but will they get in front of Cuellare or Collinse? Givene is doing well in goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNichollsToe Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 He is slow where it counts, turning, changing direction. He is prone to the odd error and is poor with the ball. Very decisive tackler though, in his credit. With our finances as they are we will have to make do with our back four for a while, but a lack of speed at CB is an Achilles heel I feel. We do have Clarke, whom i think will stake a massive claim as the season progresses. That other lad Baker, looks the bees knees aswell. Pity hes injured. Yeah Bakere looks decent, but will they get in front of Cuellare or Collinse? Givene is doing well in goal. You really hate that, dont you? Dont know why i do it, just happens :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaN.I Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Heard at work that a nutter from my local town met Dunne after a recent international match at the bar. Dunne was drinking away and the man asked him how did he get away with it? Dunne said ''how do i get away with what?'' Lad says, ''well, you have to be the slowest in the premiership yet are still one of the best.''. Dunne then just looked at him, reached for his throat and buried his head in the mans nose and said to never call him slow again. Dont mess with Dunney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNichollsToe Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Heard at work that a nutter from my local town met Dunne after a recent international match at the bar. Dunne was drinking away and the man asked him how did he get away with it? Dunne said ''how do i get away with what?'' Lad says, ''well, you have to be the slowest in the premiership yet are still one of the best.''. Dunne then just looked at him, reached for his throat and buried his head in the mans nose and said to never call him slow again. Dont mess with Dunney So, your advice is, dont ask him? I might give it a go....then leg it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backenricker Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Some-say-he-could-defeat-11-Russians-with-half-a-face/249067728465257 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Some-say-he-could-defeat-11-Russians-with-half-a-face/249067728465257 Obviously a lot are regurgitated from the Chuck Norris jokes but I'd not heard this one before Richard Dunne once had sex in the back of a pickup truck and some of his sperm leaked into the engine. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niall Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 His early season form has been terrific. He had another great game today against Everton. Long may it continue because we're gonna need him judging by how woeful the team was today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepDish Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Great match today. He looks really up for it. The other three he had in his back four on the other hand. Very poor today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaAlex Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Thankyou Richard, you earnt us a point today. He certainly wasn't helped by our fullbacks though, they were all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeinMadrid Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I feel like I owe him a card apologizing for thinking and saying he was shit last season. The man is a beast! Hope he keeps it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recircle Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Heard at work that a nutter from my local town met Dunne after a recent international match at the bar. Dunne was drinking away and the man asked him how did he get away with it? Dunne said ''how do i get away with what?'' Lad says, ''well, you have to be the slowest in the premiership yet are still one of the best.''. Dunne then just looked at him, reached for his throat and buried his head in the mans nose and said to never call him slow again. Dont mess with Dunney See, to me that's slow. I reckon most Premier League defenders would be able to land a clout like that straight off the bat, hands-free; they wouldn't first have to take ahold of their own neck, in order to guide their head towards the intended target. Seconds count! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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