bickster Posted September 14, 2015 Author Moderator Share Posted September 14, 2015 Incredible . . . I really hope you made your own children do these calculations as 'extra maths homework' on Christmas Eve. My daughter never had to, we didn't do all that bollocks in our house. I have faced may angry dicklheads at the school gates though because my daughter was taught not to lie either 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You shit-stirrer, you . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Incredible . . . I really hope you made your own children do these calculations as 'extra maths homework' on Christmas Eve. My daughter never had to, we didn't do all that bollocks in our house. I have faced may angry dicklheads at the school gates though because my daughter was taught not to lie either Don't start this shit again! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 15, 2015 Author Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2015 Incredible . . . I really hope you made your own children do these calculations as 'extra maths homework' on Christmas Eve. My daughter never had to, we didn't do all that bollocks in our house. I have faced may angry dicklheads at the school gates though because my daughter was taught not to lie either Don't start this shit again! It wasn't me honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted September 15, 2015 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) Edited September 15, 2015 by NurembergVillan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Jesus I was only 8 when this thread was made!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Mooney was already 743! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I still think Operation Yewtree need to look at Santa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) HAHA Well noticed the front security light come on last night after midnite, looked out to see if there were any kids going up the drive for me to batter senseless and noticed a fat bloke (actually the father of some of said kids and their mates) walking to his car, opening the boot and pulling out a huge object, hoofing it on his fat shoulders and going in his house... didn't notice any reindeers but his physique fits the profile... I believe he was heard to say "Ooh, Jesus Christ", which reinforces the metaphysical element to the story (though adding "Holy ****", as he did, introduces some doubt). Edited September 15, 2015 by CrackpotForeigner Factual update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I still think Operation Yewtree need to look at Santa.No, that was your dad, lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I still think Operation Yewtree need to look at Santa.No, that was your dad, lol. look I keep apologising for what happened to you, what more do you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Yes, His birthday is celebrated on December 25th. He is such a generous soul though that he gives all his gifts away to children the night before then has a long, relaxing day stuffing his face full of all the mince pies he has collected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Santa doesn't exist.But what about Satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted September 16, 2015 Administrator Share Posted September 16, 2015 Santa doesn't exist.But what about Satan Well, there's more evidence for the existence of Santa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 16, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 16, 2015 Mooney was already 743! I'm getting a bit pissed off with these incessant digs about my age, usually involving stupid exaggeration. For the record, I was only 137. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I love Mooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Santa doesn't exist.But what about Satan Well, there's more evidence for the existence of Santa.But I thought Trevor Francis was the spawn of Satan. Evidence enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted September 16, 2015 Administrator Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) When you say "thought".... I'm pretty sure you can't think something and then claim it as evidence. Edited September 16, 2015 by limpid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 So much for cogito ergo sum! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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