sled Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 For the last 10 years of his life my Dad used to aim for the bog and spray all the surrounding floor as well as deposit around 40% of his piss where he was supposed to. And that was before the shaking process. I think the "Amazons" may have a point. PS They had a carpet in their bathroom too! I used to love going there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry_Static Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 50 - 75% used to be never until I had to have an operation to untwist one of my balls and then just after I had to or I made a massive mess and trying to clean it up wasn't much fun. Then after that it sort of became habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I voted the first option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3te Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 why would you piss sitting down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morkery Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 If you were a word removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 8, 2009 Moderator Share Posted July 8, 2009 If you had a word removed Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 8, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2009 why would you piss sitting downRead the thread. In my case when I stagger to the bog (probably pissed) in the middle of the night with no intention of putting the light on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 If you went to drop the kids at the pool with no thought of doing a jimmy riddle and then decided a widdle was in order before the serious task began, would you a) have your slash from a seated position and then poo? or would you go to the trouble of standing up, pissing, and then sitting again? With me it's a). If would it be because you would be worried about some audience, real or imagined, thinking you might be something of a fairy? I voted in 'less than 25%'. Probably about once in a hundred visits. Now those gentlemen who habitually wear a nice pink frock may just have a different way of looking at this. EDIT: Or people like Mike, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 8, 2009 Moderator Share Posted July 8, 2009 If you went to drop the kids at the pool with no thought of doing a jimmy riddle At the risk of going deeper than this thread intended (in for a penny, eh?). I'm the other way around. If I'm sending Mr.Brown to the coast, I'll always throw a squirt. That's non-negotiable. However, there are times when I go for a squirt then realise Mr.Brown's bags are packed and he's ready to leave before I realised it, so I finish the squirt and sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted July 9, 2009 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2009 why would you piss sitting down Because it's relaxing... also, if you're like me and have a veritable library in your loo but rarely have the time to read, it provides another opportunity to engage in literary pursuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa_Rosa Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 At the risk of going deeper than this thread intended (in for a penny, eh?). I'm the other way around. If I'm sending Mr.Brown to the coast, I'll always throw a squirt. That's non-negotiable. Indeed. I've always thought it was impossible to number 2 without a bit of number 1. However, there are times when I go for a squirt then realise Mr.Brown's bags are packed and he's ready to leave before I realised it, so I finish the squirt and sit. Known as 'upgrading' I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 9, 2009 Moderator Share Posted July 9, 2009 First piss of the day is always seated, you think I'm awake enough to stand when theres a seat available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 9, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2009 It still baffles me as to how many people sit down to piss. The thought of it is ludicrous to me. You may as well have a poll as to how many of us wear their wife's panties and put on make up and high heels before we go out. This has been an eye opener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa_Rosa Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 You may as well have a poll as to how many of us wear their wife's panties and put on make up and high heels before we go out. Don't be ridiculous. I mean, how inconvenient would it be waiting until after we had gone out to do all that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briggaman Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Pissing in the sink is the way forward. Hmmm, it can be rather nice. Bins are also a good place as long as you don't touch the side. I stand up to do it. Even if I go in a cubicle to urinate I do it standing. The few times I have sat down to do it have been whilst I was completely drunk. There is even a video of me doing so floating about somewhere that a mate took on his phone..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 what kind of man takes a piss sitting down? that is what women do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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