Condimentalist Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 mmm, depends, some mornings after sex the night before, things get a bit bunged up downstairs, its hit and miss wether the piss even touches the toilet some morning, goes everywhere, any other blokes get that? Sort of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitey Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Pissing sitting down is for girls. Stand up and be a man. As is cleaning the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RantinRob Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I like it when ladies do it standing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derryvillan Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 mmm, depends, some mornings after sex the night before, things get a bit bunged up downstairs, its hit and miss wether the piss even touches the toilet some morning, goes everywhere, any other blokes get that? Yep. Immortalised on film in 'Me,Myself and Irene'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitey Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I like it when ladies do it standing up It's possible with a shoehorn. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 3, 2006 VT Supporter Share Posted November 3, 2006 Pissing sitting down is for girls. Stand up and be a man. As is cleaning the toilet? Actually, I always make sure I give it a good wipe if my aim is a little off. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RantinRob Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 mmm, depends, some mornings after sex the night before, things get a bit bunged up downstairs, its hit and miss wether the piss even touches the toilet some morning, goes everywhere, any other blokes get that? Ever thought of washing your bell end AFTER the ride??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derryvillan Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 mmm, depends, some mornings after sex the night before, things get a bit bunged up downstairs, its hit and miss wether the piss even touches the toilet some morning, goes everywhere, any other blokes get that? Ever thought of washing your bell end AFTER the ride??? That's wasting good sleeptime! :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villafan1985 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 To be fair a seated piss is better than a standing shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Only piss seated when shitting!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldFart Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 An interesting thread on Pitch-Watering on the Villa Talk forum. Perhaps this thread could be combined with it. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffman Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Dont think i've ever sat down for just a piss... Ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitey Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Dont think i've ever sat down for just a piss... Ditto And proud of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldFart Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 36% eh? In a manly way of course. :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnsonp Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 When at home I like to sit, it gives me a little me time. When in public I will use the services provided i.e urinals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddybloke Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 If I wake up at night, and need a piss, I always sit down, so no need to turn the lights on and mess your eyes up. Other then that, standing - well apart from when you have a dump Same here See at my house we have a room that is literally just a tolilet and enough space to sit on said loo. I sat on it to have a piss one night when drunk, with no light on and i couldnt get out toliet for a fair number of mins (the light switch is on the outside and there aint no windows). I couldnt even tell where the door was (its directly infront of you about 10cm away from you knees when sat down). Good times my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What the f*ck is going on? Isn't there a scatalogical/homosexual forum out there for this kind of foolishness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissmith921 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Never unless taking a shit, it would feel wrong. The nurse has it spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa_Rosa Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 As do you Chris. I thought you went for sinks in women's toilets though? Or is that just at work? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I thought you went for sinks in women's toilets though? Or is that just at work? :winkold: :winkold: he goes out of his way too. Good 20 minute round trip, just to pee in the ladies loo's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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