leviramsey Posted November 3, 2006 VT Supporter Share Posted November 3, 2006 Inspired by the dump or no dump thread... How much of the time do you sit to piss? (for simplicity's sake, only counting instances where circumstances dictate the choice). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablopicasso Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 i mostly sit because i am lazy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 3, 2006 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 3, 2006 I voted 50 - 75%... I have discovered the joy of sitting to piss. No mess, no aiming, and an opportunity to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGyver Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I always stand. My aim is immaculate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I pretty much always stand but prefer to use the cubicle, hand on wall, pants around ankles, give my nuts a good scratch after, can't beat the luxurious privacy of pissing alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldFart Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Sitting only if I'm dumping. Good work leviramsey. An important thread. Should be made into a sticky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Always read the first post before voting. :? chosed >25 when it really should be never, I guess. As the >25 is when the situation requires sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingphil Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 If I wake up at night, and need a piss, I always sit down, so no need to turn the lights on and mess your eyes up. Other then that, standing - well apart from when you have a dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marks61 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 sitting is for girls :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAK Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Dont think i've ever sat down for just a piss... 50 - 75 % Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RantinRob Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 If I wake up at night, and need a piss, I always sit down, so no need to turn the lights on and mess your eyes up. Other then that, standing - well apart from when you have a dump Same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Never unless taking a shit, it would feel wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condimentalist Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Relax! Chill out. I often pee sitting down. Depends on my mood. I'll go 25-50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldFart Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 If I wake up at night, and need a piss, I always sit down, so no need to turn the lights on and mess your eyes up.Mess your eyes up? :shock: :? :| 8) Right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheriffvilla Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 If I wake up at night, and need a piss, I always sit down, so no need to turn the lights on and mess your eyes up. Other then that, standing - well apart from when you have a dump Same here Generally me too, but I will include hangovers as well. Sometimes standing just isn't an option! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 3, 2006 VT Supporter Share Posted November 3, 2006 Pissing sitting down is for girls. Stand up and be a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 You know, I've never even thought about pissing sitting down. Whats the point? Too much messing about. I do take the odd piss whilst having a dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockingbird_franklin Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 only when taking a dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldFart Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Absolutely gobsmacked that Jimmy "Bring back terracing" Greaves hasn't muscled in on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 mmm, depends, some mornings after sex the night before, things get a bit bunged up downstairs, its hit and miss wether the piss even touches the toilet some morning, goes everywhere, any other blokes get that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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