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She isn't that nice.

This. Ever since Kournikova any half decent looking bird that plays tennis gets hyped up as some stunner. She's good looking but nothing special.

and her stupid shrieking everytime she hits the ball is beyond annoying.

This. Its a tennis ball, just hit the **** thing, grunting makes no difference whatsoever except to irritate everyone and make you look like a tit.

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Sharapova gone and Ana Ivanovic gone. A dark day yesterday. Sharapova mightn't be Kournikova but they're fairly fine margins :) I'm just glad the Italian man-beast Schiavone is gone. Now if someone could sort out the remaining Williams brother that'd be just dandy.

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the lady above is the outstanding candidate IMO....

you could categorise all the female tennis players into 2 groups.....

1. Man Beasts (Schiavone)

2. Smokin bodies but hanging faces (Sharapove, Lisicki etc)

apart from the fine specimen above and Ivanovic, they can have there own group called 'Genuinely fit'.....

on a side note I've got £150 quid riding on a triple whammy of a Spain victory and Mayer and Ferrer to win both their matches....

Spain and Mayer haven't let me down so come on Ferrer!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm sorry, you're saying this is a "hanging face" ????

I just want to know where the fook you go clubbing, cuz I wanna go there too.

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Ferrer playing like a man possessed at the moment. Won 88% of his 2nd serve in the 2nd set.

He will be a tough opponent for Murray in the next round. Might have a flutter @ 25-1 for the tournament.

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the lady above is the outstanding candidate IMO....

2. Smokin bodies but hanging faces (Sharapove, Lisicki etc)

apart from the fine specimen above and Ivanovic, they can have there own group called 'Genuinely fit'.....

The one abOve is Lisicki...

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I'm sorry, you're saying this is a "hanging face" ????

I just want to know where the fook you go clubbing, cuz I wanna go there too.

i guess with Sharapova its a case of how nice her body is and her face doesn't live up to it...

her face isn't hanging no but she's not pretty IMO...

her mouth reminds me of my grandmas and on that basis repulses me a little :)

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Ferrer playing like a man possessed at the moment. Won 88% of his 2nd serve in the 2nd set.

He will be a tough opponent for Murray in the next round. Might have a flutter @ 25-1 for the tournament.

he's great..i really like him...

a real grafter and superb defensively and never gives up...

reminds me of Agassi who i was also a huge fan of

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her mouth reminds me of my grandmas and on that basis repulses me a little :)
Maria Sharapova's face reminds you of your grandma.

You got an address for her retirement home, out of curiousity?

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Got some womens game on in the background at the moment. The umpire has twice reminded people not to use flash photography while the game is being played. Are people really that stupid that they think the tiny little flash on their camera will illuminate the vastness of an already well lit Centre Court? Or are they so stupid that they dont know how to turn off the flash on their camera? Either way it must be incredibly annoying for players and officials.

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No, the one above is Kirilenko.

The pic I posted is Sabine Lisicki :nod:

the one on the previous page?

its Kirilenko mate...

Lisicki has teeth worthy of a grand national winner

She has a few crooked teeth on the left side but if she sorted that out she would be pretty cute i recon, as this photo of her right side shows :P

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