PussEKatt Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I thought it might be good to start a jokes thread to cheer us up,considering what may lay ahead for AVFC fans.So here we go: A man comes home from work and sees his son Billy playing in the front yard. Man: Hello Billy, how did your day go. Billy: Hi dad, I had a great day but mum was almost taken by god Man: Almost taken by god ?! what happened, is she allright ? Billy: Yes, she's ok. I was in the hall and I heard mum calling out "Oh god i"m comming I"m comming" and if it was'nt for the milkman holding her down, she would have gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 bin dun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted March 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2012 Joke-thread here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Two Irishmen are sitting at home. Mick is doing the crossword in the newspaper and John is reading a book. Mick: It says here old McDonald had a ? John: Farm,old McDonald had a farm Mick: How do you spell that John: E I E I O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 In before the........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanpabloangel18 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Two Irishmen are sitting at home. Mick is doing the crossword in the newspaper and John is reading a book. Mick: It says here old McDonald had a ? John: Farm,old McDonald had a farm Mick: How do you spell that John: E I E I O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 21, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 in before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Finally!! I've been waiting ages for someone to start a joke thread, I have one or two to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Two Irishmen are sitting at home. Mick is doing the crossword in the newspaper and John is reading a book. Mick: It says here old McDonald had a ? John: Farm,old McDonald had a farm Mick: How do you spell that John: E I E I O You can't scare me ! I live 12,000 miles away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Finally!! I've been waiting ages for someone to start a joke thread, I have one or two to share. Go for it then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2012 If you want a footballer with a really long throw, I'd suggest that Rory Delap is one of the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevMur Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Hear the one about the big wall? You wouldn't get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 So i said to the horse, "where is the other joke thread?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 A policeman patrolling outside the BC ground sees two people climbing over the wall So he makes them climb back in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2012 Where ARE those mods??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted March 21, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2012 Joke-thread here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si. Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 We are the Mods, We are the Mods.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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