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I thought it might be good to start a jokes thread to cheer us up,considering what may lay ahead for AVFC fans.So here we go:

A man comes home from work and sees his son Billy playing in the front yard.

Man: Hello Billy, how did your day go.

Billy: Hi dad, I had a great day but mum was almost taken by god

Man: Almost taken by god ?! what happened, is she allright ?

Billy: Yes, she's ok. I was in the hall and I heard mum calling out "Oh god i"m comming I"m comming"

and if it was'nt for the milkman holding her down, she would have gone.

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Two Irishmen are sitting at home.

Mick is doing the crossword in the newspaper and John is reading a book.

Mick: It says here old McDonald had a ?

John: Farm,old McDonald had a farm

Mick: How do you spell that

John: E I E I O

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Two Irishmen are sitting at home.

Mick is doing the crossword in the newspaper and John is reading a book.

Mick: It says here old McDonald had a ?

John: Farm,old McDonald had a farm

Mick: How do you spell that

John: E I E I O

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You can't scare me !

I live 12,000 miles away :D

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