Irreverentad's Relationship Advice Thread

[villan-scott 3,255]

 

Wouldn't say no tbf

[A'Villan 2,075]

I'm more of a Colleen Smart kind of guy.

[Brumstopdogs 5,943]

4 minutes ago, A'Villan said:

I'm more of a Colleen Smart kind of guy.

[mottaloo 1,496]

15 hours ago, Ingram85 said:

FHUTA

Excuse me, but in VT we shall only use the time honoured DHUTWU 

[Ingram85 6,603]

10 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

Excuse me, but in VT we shall only use the time honoured DHUTWU 

DYUTWU

Edited October 20, 2019 by Ingram85

[Tegis 3,981]

18 hours ago, A'Villan said:

Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now.

Posting this a month in advance in this thread.

 

[A'Villan 2,075]

5 hours ago, Tegis said:

Posting this a month in advance in this thread.

 

Not entirely sure why I did tbh.

Think I wanted to share that I'm excited and a tad nervous, which has nothing to do with her being a public figure.

I think @KentVillan's advice was apt and about all I need really. We get along, and she's cute, there's chemistry and that's what scares me to be honest.

If I can return to being somewhat serious for a moment, the last girl who I caught feelings for slept with my former best friend.

I spent nearly every day with both of them for just about a decade. And that's not even the worst part.

When I found out, I took the mentality of being happy for them, as long as they were honest with me, so I could move on and find someone true to me.

What ensued was a very influential catalyst in the onset of my health deteriorating and me subsequently being diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

Don't get me wrong, there were a number of contributing factors that lead to that diagnosis, but the betrayal and toxic behaviour from that scenario, wouldn't wish it on anybody.

I'd like to think I'm a fairly capable man with a reasonably sound mind these days, but I could certainly be haunted by ghosts if I chose to live there.

It's not something that I have to concern myself with immediately, I'm just going to enjoy the moment with this girl for now, but at some stage revealing my past may come up.

I lived the experience, so I know how bloody scary it is, and I'm aware that potentially may frighten some women away.

[Demitri_C 10,379]

On 19/10/2019 at 20:33, A'Villan said:

Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now.

We first met in 2012 and spent the year flirting with each other, but it never progressed..

A mutual friend told me she was keen on me back then but I was too busy being insecure.

I haven't seen her since, but recently decided to check in with her and we got chatting and I asked her out, when she's back in town.

So now I need some advice, do I wear underwear as a headpiece to try and disguise the fact I'm really a dickhead..

Or do I let my true colours shine and wear them on the outside of my trousers, showing how much of a maverick trend-setter I can be?

 

 

 

 

 

Quite a catch there mate. Take her for walks would be my advice

Edited October 20, 2019 by Demitri_C

[Ingram85 6,603]

I think @A'Villan needs to put a pic of himself in the Rogues.

[theboyangel 4,935]

2 minutes ago, Ingram85 said:

I think @A'Villan needs to put a pic of himself in the Rogues.

He’d probably post a whole photo album judging by his other posts 

[lapal_fan 10,409]

10 minutes ago, Ingram85 said:

I think @A'Villan needs to put a pic of himself in the Rogues.

[NurembergVillan 19,902]

11 hours ago, Demitri_C said:

 

Quite a catch there mate. Take her for walks would be my advice

I wish I could like this twice.  Once for the comedy and once more for no spelling mistakes

[Dr_Pangloss 14,007]

11 hours ago, Demitri_C said:

 

Quite a catch there mate. Take her for walks would be my advice

 

Edited October 21, 2019 by Dr_Pangloss

[Rugeley Villa 7,496]

6 hours ago, Ingram85 said:

I think @A'Villan needs to put a pic of himself in the Rogues.

I’m assuming the man in his profile picture is him. 

[Xela 19,241]

9 hours ago, Dr_Pangloss said:

 

Halcyon days of Neighbours

Also plain Jane... the nerd turned glamorous! Mike couldn't see the potential, the drongo! 

Some heavy hitters on the sofas there... Donovan, Minogue and Pearce. 

 

[AVFC_Hitz 2,711]

[rjw63 10,712]

On 19/10/2019 at 20:33, A'Villan said:

Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now.

 

Is it Emily Symons?

Proper stroke-off material she is/was

[mottaloo 1,496]

So... i went on a date last night (no DHUTWU action before anyone asks !) with a lady who lives in Olton. We agreed to meet at a pub near to her, that being the Olton tavern. All went well, with a follow up date scheduled for next Monday. 

However.... i didn't realise how close the pub is to the Land Rover factory, well not until i noticed the number of blokes supping away still wearing hi vis jackets.....then it sank in.... i was in enemy territory which was confirmed when hairy arsed bloke no.1 asked hairy arsed bloke no.2 on the far side of the bar if he "wuz gooin' down stans tomorra ?". HAB no.2 grunted that he wuz despite the crap he saw at Leeds on satdee.

I was torn between making a smug, superior quip about only watching premier  league footy or reacting badly should one of them make a comment about da vile.

Luckily my date wasn't in to football so it wasn't talked about. Just as well cos i was badly outnumbered. My own fault really....i should've recognised the sty stench when i walked in to the place 

[rjw63 10,712]

1 hour ago, mottaloo said:

So... i went on a date last night (no DHUTWU action before anyone asks !) with a lady who lives in Olton. We agreed to meet at a pub near to her, that being the Olton tavern. All went well, with a follow up date scheduled for next Monday. 

However.... i didn't realise how close the pub is to the Land Rover factory, well not until i noticed the number of blokes supping away still wearing hi vis jackets.....then it sank in.... i was in enemy territory which was confirmed when hairy arsed bloke no.1 asked hairy arsed bloke no.2 on the far side of the bar if he "wuz gooin' down stans tomorra ?". HAB no.2 grunted that he wuz despite the crap he saw at Leeds on satdee.

I was torn between making a smug, superior quip about only watching premier  league footy or reacting badly should one of them make a comment about da vile.

Luckily my date wasn't in to football so it wasn't talked about. Just as well cos i was badly outnumbered. My own fault really....i should've recognised the sty stench when i walked in to the place 

Haha, reminds me of my first date with the current Mrs rjw.

We went in the Sheldon Hall, because it was near to where we both lived. It was shit, but the date went well.

Some time later we agreed we should go back to the Sheldon Hall on the same date we met, every year.

We did it the first year...what a **** tip. Place full of pissheads at 7pm.  Haven't been back in the last 7 years and certainly won't be changing that

[mottaloo 1,496]

Don't know the place so i just mooney'd it on TripAdvisor. Nearly 100 of the 320 ratings are one star 

Gonna give it a miss, thanks for the tip !