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37 minutes ago, rjw63 said:

McGregor Table

Saunders Table

1982 Table

McParland Table

Sir Brian Little Table

Drink Up You word removed Table

WTF Have I Done table

The Bridesmaid's Got No Panties On Table

RJW's DHUTWU Table

The In Laws Are All cabbages Table.

 

Sorry, I seem to have strayed off topic towards the end.

It's funny you should mention that... but.... nope.... i'm not going to go there 👀😅

Some decent tables there though thanks, you we're doing so well... 🤣

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59 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

Squeeze it out to 11 and do a Best XI, with the floor plan at the entrance, the formation.

Top table the God table, obv x

I like the sound of this! 

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Great idea for a best XI plan. 

I'd have the Djemba-Djemba table next to the Balaban table, then maybe 'the Berson' as the head table. 

Have 'the Unsworth' for those who only come in the evening and leave early.

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1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said:

Squeeze it out to 11 and do a Best XI, with the floor plan at the entrance, the formation.

Top table the God table, obv x

That sort of shit suggestion is probably your best mate **** you off best man duty ;) :lol: 

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1 hour ago, rjw63 said:

McGregor Table

Saunders Table

1982 Table

McParland Table

Sir Brian Little Table

Drink Up You word removed Table

WTF Have I Done table

The Bridesmaid's Got No Panties On Table

RJW's DHUTWU Table

The In Laws Are All cabbages Table.

 

Sorry, I seem to have strayed off topic towards the end.

WTF have I done table :crylaugh:  

The In Laws Are All Cabbages Table :crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:

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Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now.

We first met in 2012 and spent the year flirting with each other, but it never progressed..

A mutual friend told me she was keen on me back then but I was too busy being insecure.

I haven't seen her since, but recently decided to check in with her and we got chatting and I asked her out, when she's back in town.

So now I need some advice, do I wear underwear as a headpiece to try and disguise the fact I'm really a dickhead..

Or do I let my true colours shine and wear them on the outside of my trousers, showing how much of a maverick trend-setter I can be?

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, A'Villan said:

Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now.

We first met in 2012 and spent the year flirting with each other, but it never progressed..

A mutual friend told me she was keen on me back then but I was too busy being insecure.

I haven't seen her since, but recently decided to check in with her and we got chatting and I asked her out, when she's back in town.

So now I need some advice, do I wear underwear as a headpiece to try and disguise the fact I'm really a dickhead..

Or do I let my true colours shine and wear them on the outside of my trousers, showing how much of a maverick trend-setter I can be?

It's four weeks away.

You are currently in the "montage scene" phase. I recommend pumping iron, jogging along a beachfront to Huey Lewis and the News, and sprinting up the steps of an art museum while wearing tasteful 80s flannel and a sweatband around your head, with a large Sony Walkman clipped on to your waistband.

Do that for a few weeks, and it will distract you from how meticulously your inner child is planning on **** this up.

Then on the day, have a good shower, spray some nice eau de villan, dress well, act yourself, be nice to her and don't overthink it.

(Then FHUTA.)

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5 minutes ago, KentVillan said:

It's four weeks away.

You are currently in the "montage scene" phase. I recommend pumping iron, jogging along a beachfront to Huey Lewis and the News, and sprinting up the steps of an art museum while wearing tasteful 80s flannel and a sweatband around your head, with a large Sony Walkman clipped on to your waistband.

Do that for a few weeks, and it will distract you from how meticulously your inner child is planning on **** this up.

Then on the day, have a good shower, spray some nice eau de villan, dress well, act yourself, be nice to her and don't overthink it.

(Then FHUTA.)

This advice is getting engraved on a plaque and then it's going straight to the trophy room.

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1 hour ago, NurembergVillan said:

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Nearly!

'Home and Away' is the other terrible neighbourhood soap opera drama, her role in that is what landed her in some movies and on the acting scene.

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7 hours ago, A'Villan said:

Nearly!

'Home and Away' is the other terrible neighbourhood soap opera drama, her role in that is what landed her in some movies and on the acting scene.

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Wish you’d have told us that you also star as ‘Alf’ in the show mate!   

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11 hours ago, A'Villan said:

Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now.

We first met in 2012 and spent the year flirting with each other, but it never progressed..

A mutual friend told me she was keen on me back then but I was too busy being insecure.

I haven't seen her since, but recently decided to check in with her and we got chatting and I asked her out, when she's back in town.

So now I need some advice, do I wear underwear as a headpiece to try and disguise the fact I'm really a dickhead..

Or do I let my true colours shine and wear them on the outside of my trousers, showing how much of a maverick trend-setter I can be?

 

 

 

 

It’s Margot Robbie right? 

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15 minutes ago, villan-scott said:

It’s Margot Robbie right? 

I'm not going to name drop on this occasion, but no Robbie was a Neighbours actress.

 

43 minutes ago, ferguson1 said:

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Wish you’d have told us that you also star as ‘Alf’ in the show mate!   

Hahahaha I've watched enough of the show to know Alf and his favourite line, "You flamin' mongrel!"

 

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50 minutes ago, ferguson1 said:

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Wish you’d have told us that you also star as ‘Alf’ in the show mate!   

Alf wasn't the same after I saw this NSFW

 

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