A'Villan Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, KentVillan said: It's four weeks away. You are currently in the "montage scene" phase. I recommend pumping iron, jogging along a beachfront to Huey Lewis and the News, and sprinting up the steps of an art museum while wearing tasteful 80s flannel and a sweatband around your head, with a large Sony Walkman clipped on to your waistband. Do that for a few weeks, and it will distract you from how meticulously your inner child is planning on **** this up. Then on the day, have a good shower, spray some nice eau de villan, dress well, act yourself, be nice to her and don't overthink it. (Then FHUTA.) This advice is getting engraved on a plaque and then it's going straight to the trophy room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted October 19, 2019 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2019 2 hours ago, A'Villan said: Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now. 2 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 hour ago, NurembergVillan said: Nearly! 'Home and Away' is the other terrible neighbourhood soap opera drama, her role in that is what landed her in some movies and on the acting scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 7 hours ago, A'Villan said: Nearly! 'Home and Away' is the other terrible neighbourhood soap opera drama, her role in that is what landed her in some movies and on the acting scene. Wish you’d have told us that you also star as ‘Alf’ in the show mate! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan-scott Posted October 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2019 11 hours ago, A'Villan said: Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now. We first met in 2012 and spent the year flirting with each other, but it never progressed.. A mutual friend told me she was keen on me back then but I was too busy being insecure. I haven't seen her since, but recently decided to check in with her and we got chatting and I asked her out, when she's back in town. So now I need some advice, do I wear underwear as a headpiece to try and disguise the fact I'm really a dickhead.. Or do I let my true colours shine and wear them on the outside of my trousers, showing how much of a maverick trend-setter I can be? It’s Margot Robbie right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, villan-scott said: It’s Margot Robbie right? I'm not going to name drop on this occasion, but no Robbie was a Neighbours actress. 43 minutes ago, ferguson1 said: Wish you’d have told us that you also star as ‘Alf’ in the show mate! Hahahaha I've watched enough of the show to know Alf and his favourite line, "You flamin' mongrel!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 50 minutes ago, ferguson1 said: Wish you’d have told us that you also star as ‘Alf’ in the show mate! Alf wasn't the same after I saw this NSFW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brumstopdogs Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 (edited) Always liked Ailsa too Edited October 20, 2019 by Brumstopdogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan-scott Posted October 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2019 Wouldn't say no tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 I'm more of a Colleen Smart kind of guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, A'Villan said: I'm more of a Colleen Smart kind of guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 15 hours ago, Ingram85 said: FHUTA Excuse me, but in VT we shall only use the time honoured DHUTWU 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, mottaloo said: Excuse me, but in VT we shall only use the time honoured DHUTWU DYUTWU Edited October 20, 2019 by Ingram85 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted October 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2019 18 hours ago, A'Villan said: Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now. Posting this a month in advance in this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Tegis said: Posting this a month in advance in this thread. Not entirely sure why I did tbh. Think I wanted to share that I'm excited and a tad nervous, which has nothing to do with her being a public figure. I think @KentVillan's advice was apt and about all I need really. We get along, and she's cute, there's chemistry and that's what scares me to be honest. If I can return to being somewhat serious for a moment, the last girl who I caught feelings for slept with my former best friend. I spent nearly every day with both of them for just about a decade. And that's not even the worst part. When I found out, I took the mentality of being happy for them, as long as they were honest with me, so I could move on and find someone true to me. What ensued was a very influential catalyst in the onset of my health deteriorating and me subsequently being diagnosed with Schizophrenia. Don't get me wrong, there were a number of contributing factors that lead to that diagnosis, but the betrayal and toxic behaviour from that scenario, wouldn't wish it on anybody. I'd like to think I'm a fairly capable man with a reasonably sound mind these days, but I could certainly be haunted by ghosts if I chose to live there. It's not something that I have to concern myself with immediately, I'm just going to enjoy the moment with this girl for now, but at some stage revealing my past may come up. I lived the experience, so I know how bloody scary it is, and I'm aware that potentially may frighten some women away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Demitri_C Posted October 20, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2019 (edited) On 19/10/2019 at 20:33, A'Villan said: Scored myself a date with a celebrity actress in a month from now. We first met in 2012 and spent the year flirting with each other, but it never progressed.. A mutual friend told me she was keen on me back then but I was too busy being insecure. I haven't seen her since, but recently decided to check in with her and we got chatting and I asked her out, when she's back in town. So now I need some advice, do I wear underwear as a headpiece to try and disguise the fact I'm really a dickhead.. Or do I let my true colours shine and wear them on the outside of my trousers, showing how much of a maverick trend-setter I can be? Quite a catch there mate. Take her for walks would be my advice Edited October 20, 2019 by Demitri_C 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I think @A'Villan needs to put a pic of himself in the Rogues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post theboyangel Posted October 21, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: I think @A'Villan needs to put a pic of himself in the Rogues. He’d probably post a whole photo album judging by his other posts 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 10 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: I think @A'Villan needs to put a pic of himself in the Rogues. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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