Popular Post Xela Posted August 3, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: P.S. I see you all forgot about the dog thing. Sweet. I don't know how we forgot that mate! Sucking a todger while a schnauzer licks nutella off your gonads, all while Mika's greatest hits plays in the background is not something that should be forgotten about Halcyon days, my friend. I'll never knock a man for trying a new experience! Thank god the confession thread is no longer here as I'd be forced to admit I received the best blow job ever from a Bangkok ladyboy, who was frankly stunning. If I had one criticism it was that she/he insisted in cumming on my chest, but maybe I'm just being picky Edited August 3, 2016 by Xela 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 On 1 August 2016 at 21:36, Ginko said: Ever wonder if people like Morpheus or Voinjama rejoin under different usernames and they're sat there reading us talk about them? I hope so, it creates a possibility of calling them weird creepy word removeds all over again. Everytime I drive past the flats opposite Five Ways station I think, 'Voinjama lives in one of them, what a word removed'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Xela said: I don't know how we forgot that mate! Sucking a todger while a schnauzer licks nutella off your gonads, all while Mika's greatest hits plays in the background is not something that should be forgotten about Halcyon days, my friend. I'll never knock a man for trying a new experience! Thank god the confession thread is no longer here as I'd be forced to admit I received the best blow job ever from a Bangkok ladyboy, who was frankly stunning. If I had one criticism it was that she/he insisted in cumming on my chest, but maybe I'm just being picky Whilst I'm confirmed no-homo these days I'm happy to admit that if I pulled a stunning chick, got her home and found a little surprise in her kicker knackers I'd still have a good time. Maybe even more so, for the kink factor. Better the chest than the mush though mate, you dodged a metaphorical bullet there. Edit - It was pate. FYI Edited August 3, 2016 by dont_do_it_doug. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 18 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: Whilst I'm confirmed no-homo these days I'm happy to admit that if I pulled a stunning chick, got her home and found a little surprise in her kicker knackers I'd still have a good time. Maybe even more so, for the kink factor. Better the chest than the mush though mate, you dodged a metaphorical bullet there. Edit - It was pate. FYI You need to go Thailand then you would love the suprise factor ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Demitri_C said: You need to go Thailand then you would love the suprise factor ! I generally don't like Thai women, though oddly I do have a thing for Indian and Oriental women. So I guess a half Indian, half Japanese ladyboy would do me just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 4, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 4, 2016 So you don't draw the line at bollocks then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, BOF said: So you don't draw the line at bollocks then. Good point, well made. However, hairy man bollocks =/= lovely ladyboy bollocks. At least not in my head. If I ever get around to it you lot will be the first to know, I promise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 4, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: If I ever get around to it you lot will be the first to know, I promise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 7 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: Good point, well made. However, hairy man bollocks =/= lovely ladyboy bollocks. At least not in my head. If I ever get around to it you lot will be the first to know, I promise. A number of years ago, a couple of friends and I went to a bar called Charrlies in East London; we'd been before, but on a Thursday (this was a Saturday) and even had work functions there, so as far as we were concerned it was a bog standard bar. Anyway, we got to the door and something didn't quite feel right - partly because there was a 6ft tranny standing at the entrance, but we went in anyway and when we got into the main bar area, it became clear that it wasn't a standard night - it was their regular transsexual and admirers night. We stayed for a drink because 'bantz' and all that, but I can't say we got involved and I've never returned (whatever blows your hair back, but it's not my cup of tea). But it's all there for you DDID if you do want some ladyboy bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 8 hours ago, Morley_crosses_to_Withe said: A number of years ago, a couple of friends and I went to a bar called Charrlies in East London; we'd been before, but on a Thursday (this was a Saturday) and even had work functions there, so as far as we were concerned it was a bog standard bar. Anyway, we got to the door and something didn't quite feel right - partly because there was a 6ft tranny standing at the entrance, but we went in anyway and when we got into the main bar area, it became clear that it wasn't a standard night - it was their regular transsexual and admirers night. We stayed for a drink because 'bantz' and all that, but I can't say we got involved and I've never returned (whatever blows your hair back, but it's not my cup of tea). But it's all there for you DDID if you do want some ladyboy bollocks. I remember years I ago I was seeing some girl and we were out in London (I think it was Camden) and we went in this club called heaven. Little did me and this girl realise it was a gay club! Lesbians and gays everywhere. But funny enough the night was great, we had a lot of gay people approaching us and saying how much they respected us for coming to a gay club as a straight couple. Was a really fun night even if you go as a straight couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Lots of attractive straight girls go to gay clubs because they don't get hassled by idiots, and they often like quite bad music. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Gay clubs are genuinely a great place to pick up straight women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 I met the finest girl of my life, that night. Gay night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 On 03/08/2016 at 13:58, dont_do_it_doug. said: P.S. I see you all forgot about the dog thing. Sweet. Haha, you wish, every time I see a post of yours I think back to that. All the great stuff you were involved in at the end of last season? Constantly I was thinking 'that's the dude who wanked a dog off on to his face' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 hour ago, hogso said: Haha, you wish, every time I see a post of yours I think back to that. All the great stuff you were involved in at the end of last season? Constantly I was thinking 'that's the dude who wanked a dog off on to his face' I would contest that, but to be fair the reality isn't much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: I would contest that, but to be fair the reality isn't much better. Wasn't it a pate-rimjob/stroke-off combo? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAVFC Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Made the plunge and going to move in with my girlfriend. I'll be 35 by the time the years out and until now I've never actually lived with a girl full time and have always been keen to keep my own space. Which was probably why my relationships were short lived but that suited me perfectly really. Things are going really well so I thought it's now or never. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 On 5 August 2016 at 09:49, Xann said: Lots of attractive straight girls go to gay clubs because they don't get hassled by idiots, and they often like quite bad music. That's encouraging, there's this girl I know and she's invited me to the after-party/drinks of her play at the theatre on Wednesday but I'm not entirely sure which way she swings as she generally only goes out clubbing down in Brighton at the same gay nightclub with one gay bloke and a girl who I know is straight. I've not got the nerve to just ask her if she is a lesbian and Facebook stalking doesn't really give me any clues. I think I'm just going to have to try and read the signals on the night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 13 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: That's encouraging, there's this girl I know and she's invited me to the after-party/drinks of her play at the theatre on Wednesday but I'm not entirely sure which way she swings as she generally only goes out clubbing down in Brighton at the same gay nightclub with one gay bloke and a girl who I know is straight. I've not got the nerve to just ask her if she is a lesbian and Facebook stalking doesn't really give me any clues. I think I'm just going to have to try and read the signals on the night. Foursome beckons We will await the sordid details. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted August 8, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2016 13 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: That's encouraging, there's this girl I know and she's invited me to the after-party/drinks of her play at the theatre on Wednesday but I'm not entirely sure which way she swings as she generally only goes out clubbing down in Brighton at the same gay nightclub with one gay bloke and a girl who I know is straight. I've not got the nerve to just ask her if she is a lesbian and Facebook stalking doesn't really give me any clues. I think I'm just going to have to try and read the signals on the night. Worst case scenario just tuck it between yer legs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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