mikeyp102 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 It's got to be straight into my boxers, which are then put into the wash basket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 10, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2016 Masturbation is a sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 16 minutes ago, BOF said: Masturbation is a sin. I only do it for the health benefits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 15 hours ago, mikeyp102 said: It's got to be straight into my boxers, which are then put into the wash basket I do it straight into mikeyp's wash basket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I do it in Xelas hair gel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Demitri_C said: I do it in Xelas hair gel That's just cruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 On 8 June 2016 at 18:44, Wainy316 said: I got engaged in Jerusalem on Monday. Bummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I unscrew the head off Demitri's shower, do it in there and then replacement the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 (edited) Bumped into my mate's little sister this evening. I've known her since she was a kid, and although I could always see she was good looking, she was pretty much off limits. Tonight though, I had to admit, she is smoking hot. Had a really nice chat with her, and swapped numbers. I may be reading this all wrong, and potentially ruining a long friendship / upsetting a family I have a lot of time for, or even worse reading it wrong, but I'm pretty sure there was a spark. He doesn't live in the same town any more, so there's one hurdle out the way. I need to tread carefully though I think. DHUTWU is obviously the only reasonable course of action. Edited June 18, 2016 by dAVe80 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 8 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Bumped into my mate's little sister this evening. I've known her since she was a kid, and although I could always see she was good looking, she was pretty much off limits. Tonight though, I had to admit, she is smoking hot. Had a really nice chat with her, and swapped numbers. I may be reading this all wrong, and potentially ruining a long friendship / upsetting a family I have a lot of time for, or even worse reading it wrong, but I'm pretty sure there was a spark. He doesn't live in the same town any more, so there's one hurdle out the way. I need to tread carefully though I think. DHUTWU is obviously the only reasonable course of action. Spend a picture of your erect member to her. Never fails. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 9 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Bumped into my mate's little sister this evening. I've known her since she was a kid, and although I could always see she was good looking, she was pretty much off limits. Tonight though, I had to admit, she is smoking hot. Had a really nice chat with her, and swapped numbers. I may be reading this all wrong, and potentially ruining a long friendship / upsetting a family I have a lot of time for, or even worse reading it wrong, but I'm pretty sure there was a spark. He doesn't live in the same town any more, so there's one hurdle out the way. I need to tread carefully though I think. DHUTWU is obviously the only reasonable course of action. F her in the A 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hogso Posted June 18, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2016 17 minutes ago, Xela said: Spend a picture of your erect member to her. Never fails. This is a ridiculous suggestion, and the kind of attempt at 'humour' that I find very irksome on this forum. Tell her you've fancied her since she was 8 years old and she hasn't aged a day, then invite her brother to participate in a threesome with the both of you. Can't possibly fail. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Ridiculous suggestion and I'm sick of the immaturity in this place. The clearest course of action is to bang her and just after climax, whisper in her ear, "Just like your brother does it." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 12 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Bumped into my mate's little sister this evening. I've known her since she was a kid, and although I could always see she was good looking, she was pretty much off limits. Tonight though, I had to admit, she is smoking hot. Had a really nice chat with her, and swapped numbers. I may be reading this all wrong, and potentially ruining a long friendship / upsetting a family I have a lot of time for, or even worse reading it wrong, but I'm pretty sure there was a spark. He doesn't live in the same town any more, so there's one hurdle out the way. I need to tread carefully though I think. DHUTWU is obviously the only reasonable course of action. Obviously I don't know how you and your friends are. But between me and mine we have two rules, no exs or sisters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Obviously I don't know how you and your friends are. But between me and mine we have two rules, no exs or sisters. Yeah, pretty much the same with us. The fact I know their family well, and have a lot of respect for all of them means I have reservations. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, and she was just being friendly. I'm sometimes shit on picking up on things, but I'm pretty sure the signs were there. Hard to say how I should go with this, as I really enjoyed her company last night, and under other circumstances I'd have almost certainly asked her out. I also think her brother wouldn't be too concerned, as he knows me well, and I hope would realise I'd not mess around with her. Will have to say how things pan out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 14 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Bumped into my mate's little sister this evening. I've known her since she was a kid, and although I could always see she was good looking, she was pretty much off limits. Tonight though, I had to admit, she is smoking hot. Had a really nice chat with her, and swapped numbers. I may be reading this all wrong, and potentially ruining a long friendship / upsetting a family I have a lot of time for, or even worse reading it wrong, but I'm pretty sure there was a spark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 1 hour ago, dAVe80 said: Yeah, pretty much the same with us. The fact I know their family well, and have a lot of respect for all of them means I have reservations. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, and she was just being friendly. I'm sometimes shit on picking up on things, but I'm pretty sure the signs were there. Hard to say how I should go with this, as I really enjoyed her company last night, and under other circumstances I'd have almost certainly asked her out. I also think her brother wouldn't be too concerned, as he knows me well, and I hope would realise I'd not mess around with her. Will have to say how things pan out. If it's a close mate I'd suggest speaking yo him first before making a move. Say you make a move she rejects you tells your mate it could all get rather messy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 You'd hope if it's getting messy it's because she said yes... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Have you considered delivering the news to your mate as a musical number? I've seen this work on the TV and some stage productions. If your not much of a composer yourself, this wouldn't need too much of a tweek to get the message over... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 19, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 19, 2016 On 8 June 2016 at 18:44, Wainy316 said: I got engaged in Jerusalem on Monday. On 10 June 2016 at 18:38, Kingman said: Bummer DHUTWU, you mean? (congrats wainy) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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