BOF Posted November 13, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 13, 2012 On a first date? That's a keeper in that case. No Gareth I don't mean you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 What kind of date is it? 3 lines of the finest Columbian should calm the nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 My advice is not to stop by a friends before hand and have half a bottle of Jamesons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted November 13, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 13, 2012 It's only a general meet-up in a pub so shouldnt be so bad. On the JD at home now, got no powder so really dependent on the JD haha! Oh dear, nervous! Will be fine! Will report back if there's any wrong'un action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Powder? Your a right catch aren't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted November 13, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 13, 2012 Powder? Your a right catch aren't you Nothing wrong with a little bit on a night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 A few cans of redbull to give you a spring in your step (and the resting heartbeat of a rapist) would be my advice mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 D'yannow, just be yourself, like. A few cans of red bull or lines of coke or JD's isn't going to make someone like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 D'yannow, just be yourself, like. A few cans of red bull or lines of coke or JD's isn't going to make someone like you. This. Hoovering up some chang is going to make people dislike you more than anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 This. Hoovering up some chang is going to make people dislike you more than anything... Very much this (aswell)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 This. Hoovering up some chang is going to make people dislike you more than anything... They're not supposed to know about it, you just disappear for a quick snort to give you the cocky arrogant bravado that girls love. Maintain this approach on further dates to keep this version of yourself out there and you are on the road to glory I tells ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Most of the women in know would run a mile if you drop Class A even intermittently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Most of the women in know would run a mile if you drop Class A even intermittently. This. Chang will not give you a bit of arrogant bravado unless you're after a girl who has a bit of a chang habit herself. Chang may make people feel great about themselves but it generally makes everyone else think they are a cock. There's a reason it carries so much politics with it,even within it's own circles. However, if she is into it herself, you have to DHUTWU. It's practically the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Drinking Chang will have people presume you are an Evertonian and you really don't want that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 14, 2012 Don't do things by halves. Offer her some heroin. Chicks love that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted November 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 14, 2012 haha, went surprisingly well, had a good laugh, she's waaaaaaaaaaaay out of my league though so not too sure we'll meet again, but it was a good crack anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supertone Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Good crack you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Crack's for lightweights. You wanna try necking an entire Sherbert Fountain tube in one go. I've been to the **** moon and back, maaaaan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Take a hit of Acid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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