BOF Posted October 4, 2012 Moderator Share Posted October 4, 2012 Roses are boring, but violets are fun, If I lubricate first, Can I use the wrong 'un. I feel dirty now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Roses are red, Ghandi; Mahatma. Please put this on and then peg me like Postma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 4, 2012 Moderator Share Posted October 4, 2012 Tenuous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 You try finding something to rhyme with "ostma"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, and give me an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 4, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 4, 2012 Roses are red, violets are blue I don't play mac he's been through in the deep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I leave my desk for a couple of hours and this is what happens! Back on topic, regrettably my poem did not go at all like that. I may save a couple of those for next time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Roses are red, violets are blue I don't play mac he's been through in the deep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Roses are red, violets are blue I don't play mac he's been through in the deep Bravo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue Spread your shit hole Gonna split you in two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Just had a mate come round and tell me his missus broke up with him. Been seeing her for 6 years. She is my gfs best mate from school, and I knew her from school as well. They live miles apart. I didn't know what to say to him, was horrible. He was shaking, completely distraught. I kinda knew something was wrong, because my gf is such good friends with her and they had been speaking, but was still shocked to hear that it had ended. In the end, I poured him a few drinks, chatted for a bit and then he sorted to go speak to her face to face and sort things out. One of those situations that there is no script for, it was horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue Bend over the desk So I can plunge your poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue Now then, Now then, Get in the van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Just had a mate come round and tell me his missus broke up with him. Been seeing her for 6 years. She is my gfs best mate from school, and I knew her from school as well. They live miles apart. I didn't know what to say to him, was horrible. He was shaking, completely distraught. I kinda knew something was wrong, because my gf is such good friends with her and they had been speaking, but was still shocked to hear that it had ended. In the end, I poured him a few drinks, chatted for a bit and then he sorted to go speak to her face to face and sort things out. One of those situations that there is no script for, it was horrible. I've been there, **** horrible. I've got to be the bearer of the 'break up' speech sometime this weekend and I'm not looking forward to it. I hate making people feel bad and to have to do it face to face is just galling. Urghhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Like it. Roses are red Violents arent bad Now then, Now then, Don't tell your Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 On a serious note, hearing stories along of the 'been together 6 years and now it is over' puts you off trying. I wouldn't invest in a company if it was going to crash and burn a few years down the line. Unless I sold my share during its peak, but then the metaphor breaks down and gets messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 5, 2012 Moderator Share Posted October 5, 2012 Roses are red You live in care Now then, now then Let's see if you've hair. Straight to hell. I'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Roses are red You live in care Now then, now then Let's see if you've hair. Straight to hell. I'm done. To be honest, I'm surprised nobody's used his catchphrase: Roses are red Violets are blue Let's see what Jimmy's Got for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Roses are red I like young girl's bodies as much as the music of Showaddywaddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Roses are red You live in care Now then, now then Let's see if you've hair. Straight to hell. I'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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