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leemond2008

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A mixtape is a fantastic idea. The guy I am currently dating made me a mix CD of 'bath music' (because I LOVE baths) including easy listening, classical music and love songs - and it literally moved me to tears.

(Girls always fall for that bullshit)

You still play tapes?

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Good question...

Personally, I'd probably pitch at around the £50 mark. Jewellery could be a bit too much though in fairness, perhaps something like some champagne, flowers and some love eggs?

WTF are love eggs? Testicles?

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Good question...

Personally, I'd probably pitch at around the £50 mark. Jewellery could be a bit too much though in fairness, perhaps something like some champagne, flowers and some love eggs?

WTF are love eggs? Testicles?

It's a small vibrator that you stick inside a ladies minge. I'd imagine it would fit up her arse too if you are into that kind of thing.

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Also, if she likes Jelly beans, you can buy retarded Jelly Beans called 'Belly Flops' - they are the jelly beans that didnt get through quality control, but the are perfectly fine, you get some double beans too!

It's a win win really, you're buying her something she'll like for relatively cheap (£10 - 1kg) and you're helping retards.

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