mjmooney Posted November 23, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2011 A mixtape is a fantastic idea. The guy I am currently dating made me a mix CD of 'bath music' (because I LOVE baths) including easy listening, classical music and love songs - and it literally moved me to tears. (Girls always fall for that bullshit)Yep. I've done that with erm, positive results. Not as a Xmas present though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Well, in your case a mix-cylinder. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 this is quite simple. groupon voucher for a spa day £39 worth double, OR utilise tesco double vouchers to buy her son toys (i.e £20 toy costs £10). sign up to quidco and purchase through firebox and get £5 free if you sign up to their newsletter. OR Boots 3 for 2 (2 presents for other people then the third one is free). this present would be a pamper set for the bath. get a bottle of sparkling wine and some nice chocolates to have in the bath some nice underwear to put on after and a cock ring to keep you going for a good 50% longer. BOOM! Underwear for me or her? :winkold: for her! the cock ring is for you unless she has something you don't know about. also £20 on the kid is about right. after all christmas is more special for children with all those sweets food presents and made up santi clauzes. also as I mentioned if you search online many places have 50% off toys or tesco offer double money on presents if you use their points vouchers. That way it means you can essentially either spend £10 for a £20 product or spend £20 on a product(s) worth £40 and look like you're the MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 23, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2011 Well, in your case a mix-cylinder. :winkold:Well actually, I paid a minstrel to go round and sing her some ballads. Wa-hey nonny nonny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Well, in your case a mix-cylinder. :winkold:Well actually, I paid a minstrel to go round and sing her some ballads. Wa-hey nonny nonny. Racism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Well, the lute does lend itself surprisingly well to some jazz fusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Gutted I've got to the age where I have to actually go out and buy presents and not just ask my Mom to buy them all gifts from me and put my name on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I am sure Gareth used to be a woman. How come you know so much? Jesus no wonder my marriage ended! You've been married before and still don't know this stuff? :shock: Yup I think this is maybe why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 But what if she has spent £75 on me? She won't. Trust me. Especially now she thinks you're a cheap git. This is what you need to do at this point (and follow these instructions to the letter)... 1. Tell her that you wanted to do it properly from the get-go, you just thought you'd give her the choice if she wanted because you want to give her as happy a Xmas as possible. 2. Budget yourself for the following items: •£50 gift for her (either one really nice present, or lots of little presents) •Make her something (see my selection box trick from earlier in the thread, something thoughtful like that will go a long way and won't cost you the earth) •£20 gift for her kid (she won't be expecting this, and a sure-fire way to her heart/pants is to get onside with her kid)3. Have a very merry Xmas, never do anything so stupid again and give me a cursory thought of gratitude whilst your lovestruck missus is simultaneously fondling your member and licking your danglies. Job done. Great advice pal. It scares me how little I seem to know about women! Selection box looks good. She likes jelly beans..... £20 on the kid...really? From a purely child perspective (who's mom/dad had bf/gf and one gets nice presents, the other don't bother with nay presents..), the kid will love you if you take time to get them stuff. then obviously kid love you - momma be lovin' you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Right help needed. I sent her the do it properly text.... she replied: "ok, honestly i'd rather do the £10 one as more fun, but it is entirely your choice x" Do I accept? or is she testing me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shillzz Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 ****, that's a toughy. What do you think you should do?? Have you made it clear your original text was a lapse in concentration?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Irons , toasters , kettles and most other white goods are the way to go for that special lady in your life. They lap that shit up . As soon as she peels back that wrapping paper and sees the Morphy Richards logo , she'll be on her knees quicker than a catholic at communion . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Right help needed. I sent her the do it properly text.... she replied: "ok, honestly i'd rather do the £10 one as more fun, but it is entirely your choice x" Do I accept? or is she testing me? Haha, she's baffling! What did you text her after the options? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Right help needed. I sent her the do it properly text.... she replied: "ok, honestly i'd rather do the £10 one as more fun, but it is entirely your choice x" Do I accept? or is she testing me? Haha, she's baffling! What did you text her after the options? I have not mentioned the pressie thing. I changed subject. I am very tempted to do the 10 quid present then do gareth's selection box idea and then I can say that is what she asked for. But it may also be a trap, as gareth says, but she doesn't seem to play games. I am at a complete loss. She is playing with me. I am like a mouse in a cats claws! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 ****, that's a toughy. What do you think you should do?? Have you made it clear your original text was a lapse in concentration?? I said that I was good doing it properly but I did not want her to spend a lot on me so she could spend more on her son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Wait I don't understand, she text you the options and you text back changing the subject?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Nope she text me the options. I then replied saying that I was happy to do it properly but only asked because I didn't want her to spend less on the kid because of me. She then text saying she wanted us both to do the 10 quid one as it would be fun. I then panicked and blanked the subject! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Right, I am gonna go at 50 quid and the selection box idea. She ain't gonna catch me out with this 10 quid thing! I will tell her to spend 10 quid on me though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 At this point, you should simply text her "Well, we'll have to see what Santa brings you ;-)". Make sure to include the winking suggestive smiley, DEAR GOD please make sure to include the winking suggestive smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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