leemond2008 Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 I recon ideally we would concoct a plan in which the entire human race commits a mass suicide leaving just me a CED standing in the middle of the ruins at which point we will look at each other give a slight nod of the head turn away and walk in opposite directions never to encounter human interaction again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 If you two threw a party there'd be a mass suicide by the end of it. better than suggesting a mass debate .... we know what happened to the last thread that suggested that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Yeah no more plans or talk about meet ups. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 what happened there then? for some reason tonight I feel kind of out of the VT loop, I haven't been on for a few days and all of a sudden there are loads of references to shit I don't know about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2014 I'll probably go down to the local Catholic Church this weekend. I'll have to do my confessions there now instead "Bless me Father for I have sinned. It is 6 years since my last confession. I have come to ask God's forgiveness for having a wanking race with a kettle, thinking about women curling one out, shagging my aunt, drinking poo tinted water and ruining my moms ceiling by falling through it into a wardrobe... ... That is all I can remember, Father" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 I would love to go and do the whole confessional thing, could I just go in there and vent for a few hours and then walk out and think no more about it or do they only let you confess if you regularly go to church? I think I have only been to church 4 times in my life (from what I can remember) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I'm happy to offer a free, non-judgemental, private & confidential confession service. If anyone has any **** up/amusing confession then please PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Taking my lad to soccer tots in an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Being bored, got nothing to do. Will go for a bike ride if sunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Being bored, got nothing to do. Will go for a bike ride if sunny. what if you are cher? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 I feel **** wretched at the moment, I was on the phone to a bird until 4:30 during which time I consumed a large amount of alcohol, back in the pub now, hair of the dog and all that jazz quick pint or two then shooting off for another session. My liver has a moustache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted March 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) I imagine this is what your liver looks like: Whereas mine looks like this: Edited March 8, 2014 by trekka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 My car's broken. My phone's broken and will no longer work and my confidence is shattered sexually so I detest the human race and if invited will join Leemond and ced this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 My car's broken. My phone's broken and will no longer work and my confidence is shattered sexually so I detest the human race and if invited will join Leemond and ced this weekend. Ignore the boring sex lady. Plenty better out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Ay up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 My car's broken. My phone's broken and will no longer work and my confidence is shattered sexually so I detest the human race and if invited will join Leemond and ced this weekend. Ignore the boring sex lady. Plenty better out there! Thanks Base for that. Just tried to please the other lady first with a little tenderness but either I did something wrong or it just wasn't appreciated in the way it was meant to be. In my book the lady always comes first if you'll pardon the unintentional pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Watching football from a very sunny warm england in a very grey and rainy South Africa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Avenue Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Been a car crash weekend, went out and got completely spasticated Friday lunchtime and still haven't recovered. Gonna cook a roast later hopefully that will sort me out but I feel like I've lost a weekend . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Just got back in from next door neighbours kids birthday party. The dad to the kid is a chelsea fan and he's coming with me next saturday to watch the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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