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Mario Balotelli Sets His House On Fire

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It makes it funnier that some people (Understudy in this case) hate him so much :D

If finding him a dickhead because he is a talented cretin with lots of money who does stupid things, is unjustified, then tell me.

As a footballer on the pitch, I like him, he's quite a player. As a man, he's a dick. And a very rich one.

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I just see him as a hugely entertaining cartoon character. He is like a 21st century Faustino Asprillia, but better at football.

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Potentially the best footballer in the world imo. Makes it look so easy.

also, without doubt, potentially the biggest numpty in the world. I like him tbh

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>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

>£10,000 in parking fines

>Car impounded 27 times

>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

>Rescued a child from bullying

>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club

>Thinks milk with tea is strange

>Started fights with Kompany and Tevez at training

>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.

>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.

>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can I say that?”

>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich”

>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had won

>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show

>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

>Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around

>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed

>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial

>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

>"Even when I have had bad moments they have supported me," he said. "But I don't care what people say about me. I am focused on my football, my manager, girlfriends and my family."

>According to Mirror Football, Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli pulled a genuine Balotelli move when he taunted Wayne Rooney’s prostitute Jenny Thompson in a crowded restaurant. The genius Italian striker was said to have chanted “Rooney, Rooney” at Thompson and a companion whose complaints were met by Mario blowing a raspberry in her face.

Can we get this on the opening post or something and then add to it every time he does something to get on the list

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It makes it funnier that some people (Understudy in this case) hate him so much :D

If finding him a dickhead because he is a talented cretin with lots of money who does stupid things, is unjustified, then tell me.

As a footballer on the pitch, I like him, he's quite a player. As a man, he's a dick. And a very rich one.

Nothing unjustified.

It just amuses me.

He's like a real life Troll.

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>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

>£10,000 in parking fines

>Car impounded 27 times

>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

>Rescued a child from bullying

>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club

>Thinks milk with tea is strange

>Started fights with Kompany and Tevez at training

>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.

>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.

>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can I say that?”

>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich”

>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had won

>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show

>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

>Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around

>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed

>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial

>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

>"Even when I have had bad moments they have supported me," he said. "But I don't care what people say about me. I am focused on my football, my manager, girlfriends and my family."

>According to Mirror Football, Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli pulled a genuine Balotelli move when he taunted Wayne Rooney’s prostitute Jenny Thompson in a crowded restaurant. The genius Italian striker was said to have chanted “Rooney, Rooney” at Thompson and a companion whose complaints were met by Mario blowing a raspberry in her face.

Can we get this on the opening post or something and then add to it every time he does something to get on the list

This is seriously some of the greatest stuff I have ever read, totally changed my opinion on the lad now. He is a batshit insane mental genius.

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The list exaggerates the "because I am rich" story though. It was £5k, it was in his pocket and the police discovered it because he was asked to turn out his pockets after a crash he had on his way to training. If it can exaggerate a story that was widely reported just last year for no apparent reason then some of the other less well known stories on the list are probably bullshit.

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Definitely the Italian Gazza.

Pity he doesn't play for Newcastle, then he could be La Gazza Ladra (one for the opera fans, there).

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Mario Balotelli is bat shit crazy there is no doubt about that but in an age where convicted sex attackers earn thousands a week and have a England squad pack full of scum I have to ask is Balotelli really so bad?

Sure he has done some crazy stuff both on and off the pitch but does he really do any harm? I think not. In fact in a crazy kind of way there is something refreshing about him, he refuses to conform, he refuses to do what is expected of him and he refuses to be predictable or boring.

So okay at times he goes too far but I'd take him every day of the week over any number of pieces of scum in the Premier League.

I mean how many PL footballers out there would do this?

The youngster was hanging around outside City's Carrington training ground and asked the maverick striker for his autograph, but Balotelli was more interested in why the little scamp was wagging school.

Mario Balotelli insisted on helping one boy beat a bully. (PA)

After the child told him he was being bullied, Balotelli immediately drove the boy and his mother to the school in question to give the bully a ticking off.

The Italian international then demanded to see the headmaster to make him aware of the issue, and even mediated as the two boys were sat down to resolve their differences.

A source is quoted by one paper as saying: 'Mario feels strongly about bullying and thinks it's out of order.

'He had no qualms about sorting the mess out as he felt the lad should not be missing out on school.'

Despite courting controversy on and off the pitch throughout his first season in the Premier League, Balotelli has occasionally displayed something of a Good Samaritan streak.

So as well as being hugely talented, personally for all his mistakes and bad behaviour personally I like Balotelli and everything that goes with him. He is refreshingly different in what is increasingly a bland and predictable league.

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I really don't know what to make of Ballottelli, brilliant footballer with a screw loose

Glad he's in the PL overall, but you just never know what's going to happen with him

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