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Mario Balotelli Sets His House On Fire

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Attitude, application. How he carries himself on the field, his antics on the pitch, the fact he rarely seems to be enjoying football or his goals.

Just take the Villa game for example, telling Villa fans to shush when he slipped over, and then celebrating in front of them all when he scored. When he's on the pitch, he's a word removed. Off it, it's funny.

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I loved it at Inter when he scored, took his shirt off and stamped on it a few times in front of the ultras, then a few hours later got photoed wearing a Milan shirt :lol:

I love him more than I love anything else in the whole wide world.

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Just take the Villa game for example, telling Villa fans to shush when he slipped over, and then celebrating in front of them all when he scored. When he's on the pitch, he's a word removed. Off it, it's funny.

That's a good thing IMO. Having a bit of banter with the fans is great, footballers are so far away from fans in every aspect of life these days, a bit of banter is our only way of really connecting to them.

I'd much prefer a player who's getting stick of the fans to give some back rather then just accept it.

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The rumour up here is that yesterday he was swanning around the "City" parts of manchester in a Bentley Soft Top, top down of course, playing "loud music" and high fiving anyone in a City shirt

Legend

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>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

>£10,000 in parking fines

>Car impounded 27 times

>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

>Rescued a child from bullying

>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club

>Thinks milk with tea is strange

>Started fights with Kompany and Tevez at training

>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.

>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.

>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can I say that?”

>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich”

>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had won

>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show

>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

>Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around

>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed

>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial

>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

>"Even when I have had bad moments they have supported me," he said. "But I don't care what people say about me. I am focused on my football, my manager, girlfriends and my family."

>According to Mirror Football, Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli pulled a genuine Balotelli move when he taunted Wayne Rooney’s prostitute Jenny Thompson in a crowded restaurant. The genius Italian striker was said to have chanted “Rooney, Rooney” at Thompson and a companion whose complaints were met by Mario blowing a raspberry in her face.

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>According to Mirror Football, Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli pulled a genuine Balotelli move when he taunted Wayne Rooney’s prostitute Jenny Thompson in a crowded restaurant. The genius Italian striker was said to have chanted “Rooney, Rooney” at Thompson and a companion whose complaints were met by Mario blowing a raspberry in her face.

:clap::lol:

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He's just a dickhead. Sure he's done lots of "funny" stuff, but if I set off a shitload of fireworks in my bathroom and nearly torched my own house down, I would be viewed as a complete and utter idiot. But no, he's a "legend".

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He's just a dickhead. Sure he's done lots of "funny" stuff, but if I set off a shitload of fireworks in my bathroom and nearly torched my own house down, I would be viewed as a complete and utter idiot. But no, he's a "legend".

but you didnt score 2 goals at Old trafford vs United ;)

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Attitude, application. How he carries himself on the field, his antics on the pitch, the fact he rarely seems to be enjoying football or his goals.

he is no different from Rooney

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If he didn't set them off a) who did and B) why did he let them? He is a grade-A dickhead, and a very talented footballer.

I'd rather have a model professional than some person who's constantly on the back pages for something akin to pissing "MCFC" on the walls of Old Trafford and then throwing £50 at a randomer at a bus stop.

As for scoring at Old Trafford twice, that does not make you a legend. That word is bandied around too much these days.

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Modern football is pretty stupid and pointless on many levels.

At least Balotelli actually provides some entertainment in amongst it all.

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It makes it funnier that some people (Understudy in this case) hate him so much :D

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Whoever made that video is a dick.

"How loud shall we make the background music?"

"Make it just loud enough so that it makes it extremely difficult for anyone to hear what he's saying. Not so loud that people turn off straight away. Just enough so that they will try and listen to it, but then get really annoyed when they can't make out what's being said"

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A rich chav. The firework safety thing is commendable and his English is far better than Capello's.

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Modern football is pretty stupid and pointless on many levels.

At least Balotelli actually provides some entertainment in amongst it all.

Totally. Balotelli is great entertainment.

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