Rino8 Posted October 23, 2011 Visiting Supporter Share Posted October 23, 2011 I still think the school bully story is the best. Saw a kid at training, asked him why he wasnt at school. Kid said he was being bullied so he didnt want to go. Balotelli drives the kid to school after training and makes the bully shake hands with the kid. He might be bonkers, but he has a heart of gold.Did he have this heart of gold before or after he was throwing darts at the youth players? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrummieVillan Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Possibly the best thing I've read in my life. Absolute comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I love this guy like a fat kid loves cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Haha, what a complete **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Super Mario. No brains and money are a dangerous but sometimes brilliant combination. Yep. In that respect Man City found the perfect replacement for Stephen Ireland You have to admire Ireland's style, though. 24" pink rims on his Range Rover? Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 The striker is said to have been reluctant to leave his belongings and, at one point, to have run back inside to recover a quantity of money and a suitcase. Seems to have been keen to rescue that suitcase. Wonder what was in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03butpau Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Super Mario. No brains and money are a dangerous but sometimes brilliant combination. Yep. In that respect Man City found the perfect replacement for Stephen Ireland You have to admire Ireland's style, though. 24" pink rims on his Range Rover? Class. Pink rims on a range rover is not class its **** moronic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted October 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted October 24, 2011 The striker is said to have been reluctant to leave his belongings and, at one point, to have run back inside to recover a quantity of money and a suitcase. Seems to have been keen to rescue that suitcase. Wonder what was in it? Going on everything I have come to know and love about Mario Balotelli, I wouldn't be surprised if it was empty and just his favourite suitcase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Or full of my little ponies and action men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted October 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted October 24, 2011 Or full of my little ponies and action men Speaking of which, I've just heard a great story emerging from my office about Super Mario. Apparently his Mom was over recently and she was talking to his cleaner and asks her if she has everything she needs. The cleaner says "No, I need practical items like an iron, ironing board etc." Mario's Mom says "OK write me a list and tell me where to get it all from and we'll get Mario to arrange it all". The cleaner writes a list and tells Mrs Balotelli that they will be able to get it all from John Lewis. Mario and his mates get sent by his Mom to John Lewis with the shopping list in hand. They all return 5 hours later - empty handed. The cleaner asks "Where is everything?", when to her relief a big John Lewis van arrives on the driveway. The van contains nothing from the list, but does contain these "practical items" - a giant trampoline, Scalextric, two electric scooters and a table tennis set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 He is ace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom_Wren Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 living the dream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Or full of my little ponies and action men Speaking of which, I've just heard a great story emerging from my office about Super Mario. Apparently his Mom was over recently and she was talking to his cleaner and asks her if she has everything she needs. The cleaner says "No, I need practical items like an iron, ironing board etc." Mario's Mom says "OK write me a list and tell me where to get it all from and we'll get Mario to arrange it all". The cleaner writes a list and tells Mrs Balotelli that they will be able to get it all from John Lewis. Mario and his mates get sent by his Mom to John Lewis with the shopping list in hand. They all return 5 hours later - empty handed. The cleaner asks "Where is everything?", when to her relief a big John Lewis van arrives on the driveway. The van contains nothing from the list, but does contain these "practical items" - a giant trampoline, Scalextric, two electric scooters and a table tennis set. :crylaugh: superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I hate the player, love the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 It's impossible to not love this guy. My only problem with him is that he always scores against us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanvilla_1994 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Whats not to like about Super Mario, class player on his day aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I hate the player, love the man :s. He is a top class player. if you take away the personality he is a brilliant player, you dont come through youth ranks at Inter Milan and play at 18 for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 He has announced he is going to be the Greater Manchester Fire Department fireworks safety ambassador for the upcoming bonfire night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I think I might just support Mario Balotelli from now on. He is very quickly becoming my favourite non Villa player ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I hate the player, love the man :s. He is a top class player. if you take away the personality he is a brilliant player, you dont come through youth ranks at Inter Milan and play at 18 for nothing Not questioning his ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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