GarethRDR Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 In honour of maximus' ennui, a discussion on that oft-mentioned subject of botty-lovin' was the best I could come up with. So... Who has? Who hasn't? Who wants to? Who doesn't want to? Who'd rather receive than give (answer this one at your own peril)? Perhaps our benefactors the Mod-squad be kind enough to add a poll - for those who wish to proclaim their antics but remain anonymous - along the following lines, please: •"I've got my brown wings! It was noish and toyt; toyt like a tiger." •"Eww, poo comes out of there!" •"I'd like to, but I'm yet to find a willing recipient." •"I'd actually rather do the Postma/I've done the Postma." For the sake of longevity, let's try and keep this as clean as possible (I'm not exactly sure how, aside from copious use of metaphors). Naturally I will get the ball rolling; I have journeyed up the dirt-track (with a woman, before the "ghey" cries come thundering down). I was once a naysayer, but after receiving a drunken endorsement from my peers I gave it a try. Lo, it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 •"I've got my brown wings! It was noish and toyt; toyt like a tiger." toyt like a tiger?!?! I own a set of brown wings, all female for the record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 My girlfriend has made this policy very clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 27, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 27, 2011 Never have, don't want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Once in the stink, forget the pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Went for a little adventure up the forsaken track one drunken evening, got turned around by the park warden and was politely asked to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Went for a little adventure up the forsaken track one drunken evening, got turned around by the park warden and was politely asked to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I careered off path once for some off-road adventure. It was... odd - left me a bit indifferent to the whole affair. Would give it a go again, but the experience wasn't quite what I imagined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 Ah, the "whoops I slipped" and hope she doesn't mind approach. In my experience this doesn't ever work Shillzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I careered off path once for some off-road adventure. It was... odd - left me a bit indifferent to the whole affair. Would give it a go again, but the experience wasn't quite what I imagined. we've got ourselves a 'pegger' ya'll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingphil Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Exit only is what the wife always says, tempted with the idea, but not sure how enjoyable it would actually be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 It's quite enjoyable. For God's sake, make sure she's had a shower first though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Ah, the "whoops I slipped" and hope she doesn't mind approach. In my experience this doesn't ever work Shillzz. Can't blame a man for trying though. The polite, consenting approach never had any legs in reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 If it's what she wanted, or if child bearing had taken it's toll, then maybe. Neither of us particularly like the idea tbh. The thought of picking undigested sweetcorn skins out of the old rubics is a bit of a turn off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 yuck, not interested in the slightest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Is it an age/generation thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 If it's what she wanted, or if child bearing had taken it's toll, then maybe. Neither of us particularly like the idea tbh. The thought of picking undigested sweetcorn skins out of the old rubics is a bit of a turn off. You do paint a lovely picture Xann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Got the T-Shirt God knows how it got up there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 can't beat a bit of backdoor fun ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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