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13 hours ago, Xela said:

I wonder if anyone else has ever been woken up by their mother's vibrating dildo? 🤔

Slightly off piste, but I went to the pub with my mate a few months back and we bumped into a few of the mums from our lads school. They were drunk and we were all chatting with them and the 2 women behind the bar. The conversation was initially how little sex they were having with their partners and how it didn't really interest them anymore. It then progressed to how many electric powered vibrating toys they all owned. I'm sure there is a correlation.

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7 minutes ago, Genie said:

Slightly off piste, but I went to the pub with my mate a few months back and we bumped into a few of the mums from our lads school. They were drunk and we were all chatting with them and the 2 women behind the bar. The conversation was initially how little sex they were having with their partners and how it didn't really interest them anymore. It then progressed to how many electric powered vibrating toys they all owned. I'm sure there is a correlation.

is your local any good? asking for a friend :ph34r:

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What Kellogs Special K tastes like. I've alwasy been interested in them but never bought them because I usually just have home made granola or porridge, and they look like cornflakes.

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I've never had homemade granola
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4 minutes ago, useless said:

What Kellogs Special K tastes like. I've alwasy been interested in them but never bought them because I usually just have home made granola or porridge, and they look like cornflakes.

I tried it once years ago and it was **** gross. Definitely better off with porridge or granola, particularly if you’re making it yourself.

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9 minutes ago, useless said:

What Kellogs Special K tastes like. I've alwasy been interested in them but never bought them because I usually just have home made granola or porridge, and they look like cornflakes.

Nice, wheaty

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13 minutes ago, useless said:

What Kellogs Special K tastes like. I've alwasy been interested in them but never bought them because I usually just have home made granola or porridge, and they look like cornflakes.

Not special K as such but I get to see lots of cereals that are being developed  as part of my work ... before  weetabix with chocolate made it to market the client went through about 10 or so variations , it wasn’t my job to eat them but such is my dedication I made sure all 10 passed quality control before letting respondents taste them :)

You’d be amazed how many concepts never make it to market , one of the failed Granola projects we worked on it turned out was awesome for catching carp on when I was experimenting at my local lake , shame it’s all gone now , I should have tried to market it as a fish product :) 

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So, we've had generation X, generation Y and generation Z. What's the next generation called? 

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2 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

So, we've had generation X, generation Y and generation Z. What's the next generation called? 

Cannon fodder. 

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5 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

So, we've had generation X, generation Y and generation Z. What's the next generation called? 

Alphas, according to most reports. 

 

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1 hour ago, useless said:

When you turn light bulb off where does the light go.

Melton Mowbray. 

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1 hour ago, useless said:

When you turn light bulb off where does the light go.

It goes out. You know, like

”where are you going?”

”just going out for a bit”

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1 hour ago, mjmooney said:

Melton Mowbray. 

To get a pork pie?

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12 hours ago, mjmooney said:

So, we've had generation X, generation Y and generation Z. What's the next generation called? 

Generation Snowflake :)

 

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6 hours ago, useless said:

When you turn light bulb off where does the light go.

There's probably a bad black-hole and Uranus joke in there somewhere.

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8 hours ago, useless said:

When you turn light bulb off where does the light go.

Each individual photon continues to travel in a straight line at the speed of light in the local medium until it interacts with a field and imparts its energy to that field.

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6 minutes ago, limpid said:

Each individual photon continues to travel in a straight line at the speed of light in the local medium until it interacts with a field and imparts its energy to that field.

collection mind blown GIF
 

great answer! (Thanks!)

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