lapal_fan Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 minute ago, StefanAVFC said: LOL Reported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rugeley Villa Posted October 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2019 I’ve had a weird few nights lately. I’m at my mums at the moment and she’s halfway through decorating the flat, so her room is a bit of a mess and she’s been sleeping in my old room. Anyway my first night back there the other night and I’ve had a few beers so I’m a bit restless in bed, and can’t get comfy. In the morning I notice something digging into my back. I pull this thing out, and to my horror it’s a vibrator, my mums vibrator. Strangely enough I looked at it for a few seconds and thought it’s a lot smaller than my wife’s, then put it back under the pillow and got out of bed. The following night I say to my mum that I’m not comfortable in my old room and that she can sleep back in there whilst I have her undecorated room. Last night I woke up through the night because something had caught me in bed. I manage to find the culprit and it was one of my mums knitting needles that had stabbed me. It had somehow got under the bed sheet. I wonder what i’ll find tonight .... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 "The Secret Diary of Rugeley Villa, aged 37 and a half" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 I wonder if anyone else has ever been woken up by their mother's vibrating dildo? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozzavfc Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, Xela said: "The Secret Diary of Rugeley Villa, aged 37 and a half" Given the stuff posted on a public forum I dread to think what is in his secret diary 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Xela said: "The Secret Diary of Rugeley Villa, aged 37 and a half" 36 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mozzavfc said: Given the stuff posted on a public forum I dread to think what is in his secret diary I actually thought about writing one the other day. Just a general mood diary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: 36 Close enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Xela said: I wonder if anyone else has ever been woken up by their mother's vibrating dildo? Very bizarre indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Just now, Xela said: Close enough! 35 is close enough. 30 is close enough, but 37!!. Miles off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 (edited) I've think I've invented a new genre of art, calligraphy without letters. Edit: this post was a sort of sequal to a post I was going to make in the memory thread about an old man that used to send us children letters but he didn't know wo write words or even letters from the alphabet, but despite this his 'scribbles' still managed to look very neat and ordered almost like works of art in of themselves. I never gave it much thought at the time, but since I've often wondered what it was that he was trying to tell us, probably just to be good. Edited October 18, 2019 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 13 hours ago, Xela said: I wonder if anyone else has ever been woken up by their mother's vibrating dildo? there was a girl on twitter last week who works at ann summers, she started spilling the beans on some of her customer's stories, was great reading, my interest started when she tweeted about the volume of mother / daughter customers who had grown tired of sharing a vibrator between them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 13 hours ago, Xela said: I wonder if anyone else has ever been woken up by their mother's vibrating dildo? Slightly off piste, but I went to the pub with my mate a few months back and we bumped into a few of the mums from our lads school. They were drunk and we were all chatting with them and the 2 women behind the bar. The conversation was initially how little sex they were having with their partners and how it didn't really interest them anymore. It then progressed to how many electric powered vibrating toys they all owned. I'm sure there is a correlation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Genie said: Slightly off piste, but I went to the pub with my mate a few months back and we bumped into a few of the mums from our lads school. They were drunk and we were all chatting with them and the 2 women behind the bar. The conversation was initially how little sex they were having with their partners and how it didn't really interest them anymore. It then progressed to how many electric powered vibrating toys they all owned. I'm sure there is a correlation. is your local any good? asking for a friend 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 (edited) What Kellogs Special K tastes like. I've alwasy been interested in them but never bought them because I usually just have home made granola or porridge, and they look like cornflakes. Edited October 18, 2019 by useless I've never had homemade granola 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-AVFC Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, useless said: What Kellogs Special K tastes like. I've alwasy been interested in them but never bought them because I usually just have home made granola or porridge, and they look like cornflakes. I tried it once years ago and it was **** gross. Definitely better off with porridge or granola, particularly if you’re making it yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted October 18, 2019 Moderator Share Posted October 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, useless said: What Kellogs Special K tastes like. I've alwasy been interested in them but never bought them because I usually just have home made granola or porridge, and they look like cornflakes. Nice, wheaty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, useless said: What Kellogs Special K tastes like. I've alwasy been interested in them but never bought them because I usually just have home made granola or porridge, and they look like cornflakes. Not special K as such but I get to see lots of cereals that are being developed as part of my work ... before weetabix with chocolate made it to market the client went through about 10 or so variations , it wasn’t my job to eat them but such is my dedication I made sure all 10 passed quality control before letting respondents taste them You’d be amazed how many concepts never make it to market , one of the failed Granola projects we worked on it turned out was awesome for catching carp on when I was experimenting at my local lake , shame it’s all gone now , I should have tried to market it as a fish product Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted October 18, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: Not special K as such but I get to see lots of cereals that are being developed as part of my work ... before weetabix with chocolate made it to market the client went through about 10 or so variations , it wasn’t my job to eat them but such is my dedication I made sure all 10 passed quality control before letting respondents taste them You’d be amazed how many concepts never make it to market , one of the failed Granola projects we worked on it turned out was awesome for catching carp on when I was experimenting at my local lake , shame it’s all gone now , I should have tried to market it as a fish product Tony? Cereals? Spoiler 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 What I am I eating for breakfast, the chicken or the egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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