HanoiVillan Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 13 hours ago, useless said: As a child I saw a three dimensional orb of intense glowing blue light floating in the 'utility room'. Sounds like ET went undefeated in this game of hide and seek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 10, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2019 I'm beginning to wonder where my bacon rolls are. How long can it take ffs? I returned from foraging the bacon and bread some considerable time ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 10, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2019 14 hours ago, chrisp65 said: How many freshly clean socks must fall in the shitter after a blokes just had a piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 11, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2019 On 09/08/2019 at 21:34, Seat68 said: I am reading that other nations don't keep their washing machines in the kitchen. Is this true? Bathroom seems pretty common. Which makes more sense really. Once I move out of a flat an into a house I won’t have my washing machine in the kitchen if I can help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 On 09/08/2019 at 22:11, chrisp65 said: Electricians hat on. That wouldn't be acceptable in the UK. Special location regulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 12, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 12, 2019 14 hours ago, av1 said: Electricians hat on. That wouldn't be acceptable in the UK. Special location regulations I'd want more than an electrician's hat on taking a shit there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Is Jeff Lynne the most talented brummie about today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 14, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 14, 2019 On 11/08/2019 at 22:05, av1 said: Electricians hat on. That wouldn't be acceptable in the UK. Special location regulations If you have a bird on it, is that allowed? My outback bathroom, a bit ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 14, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 14, 2019 34 minutes ago, Xela said: Is Jeff Lynne the most talented nose about today? FTFY and Steve Winwood says Hi! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 14, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2019 Jeff Lynne is talented, but he's a nose. Steve Winwood is talented, but he's a godbotherer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 14, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Jeff Lynne is talented, but he's a nose. Steve Winwood is talented, but he's a godbotherer. Must be Lawrence (Felt, Denim, Go Kart Mozart) then, they've even made a film about him (Lawrence of Belgravia) - I am joking but... He did write Blowin' in a Secular Breeze (Anti Blair Anti War Song), Mickie Made the Most (Namechecks Gary Shaw) and West Brom Blues (all of which are blocked in the UK on Youtube) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted August 14, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Jeff Lynne is talented, but he's a nose. Steve Winwood is talented, but he's a godbotherer. Wasn't aware of this. Has this always been the case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 (edited) Was WD-39 just no good or what ? And, how rubbish was, WD-07 for example, was that infused with Jam or similar so needed an upgrade. Maybe it's the very best version it can be now and I should just move on. Edited August 20, 2019 by Amsterdam_Neil_D Fact Checking 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheAuthority Posted August 26, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 26, 2019 Does Andy Keenan check his fixture threads to see what GIFS people have posted? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Those ads, ‘there are single ladies in..’ and then name your local town, how is that town decided? I’m sure for as long as those ads have been around mine has always said Stourbridge, every single time. But I live a good 6-7 miles from Stourbridge so it seems a bit random. Why aren’t yummy mummies looking for me in Birmingham, Dudley or where I live, in Halesowen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Why the concept for mind over matter is difficult for some to grasp or even believe. It's like this, make the decision you're going to raise your right hand and do it. That's mind over matter, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted August 27, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: Those ads, ‘there are single ladies in..’ and then name your local town, how is that town decided? I’m sure for as long as those ads have been around mine has always said Stourbridge, every single time. But I live a good 6-7 miles from Stourbridge so it seems a bit random. Why aren’t yummy mummies looking for me in Birmingham, Dudley or where I live, in Halesowen? Because they’ve done their research and concluded the ladies of Stourbridge are the ones who like the cut of your gib. I suggest the leisure centre as a first date venue. It has a wave machine that works around half the time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Shropshire Lad said: Because they’ve done their research and concluded the ladies of Stourbridge are the ones who like the cut of your gib. I suggest the leisure centre as a first date venue. It has a wave machine that works around half the time. I like to hang around the bottom of the yellow slide. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted August 27, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I like to hang around the bottom of the yellow slide. For the best vantage point of the rapid whirlpool bit, I get where you’re coming from Spoiler I’ve spent far too much time at that bloody swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 has there been a bigger turnaround in football. Palace week 1 win away at old trafford few days later lose at home to Colchester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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